Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Totally Normal Behavior Of President Obama

From Rhymes With Cars and Girls:
Now that the authentic, original, 1961-vintage 7-layer-PDF of President Obama’s birth certificate of live birth has been released, I just want to say, I’m glad that’s settled: it appears that he is not a space alien after all, as I had previously assumed.


But I jest. The main thing I wanted to point out is how totally normal I think we all agree it is that Barack Obama spent three-plus years and who-knows-how-many-billable-legal-hours fighting tooth and nail to prevent the release of this seemingly totally-innocuous document. So, that is all and we should go back to not thinking about it and not wondering what exactly his problem was, because there’s no mystery about it whatsoever, apparently.

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