Friday, January 06, 2012

File under AYFKM??


File under, AYFKM?


So if you're having dinner with Scarlett, as beautiful as she actually is, and assuming she is brilliant, and has a huge depth of knowledge about everything you are interested in....


HOW IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT?
Or are you?
This is a deep philosophical issue?

11 comments:

Alexander Münch said...


I'm Blind!
Can't see the Ketbo%#D!
Foc5%ng Qa&&aM H*t T&e Tra%sfo%meR!

SH@@@@@@@T!

Pastorius said...

Alright, she may have just officially crossed the line and have become THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER TO WALK THE PLANET!

Unknown said...

I agree the color of the dress doesn't match the shoes , trowns everything of balance.Lol

Anonymous said...

She's pigeon-toed to boot, besides dumb as a stump. Common, too, as in trash. Sorry, fellas.

Silverlady

Ciccio said...

I am an avid there-goer I know acting and I can assure you Hollywood is not in the acting business anymore.
They are selling sex, you have just chosen to show a perfect example.

Benue said...

And what's wrong with that?

Pastorius said...

I was wondering the same thing.

;-)

Pastorius said...

I am almost sure this photograph is a photoshop of several different photos.

They started with this one as a base:

http://midorilei.com/pretty-in-peach-the-color-that-looks-good-on-every-woman/

You can see the red carpet and the Golden Globes signs there.

And, they added her head from another photo.

You can see where the neck gets vague looking.

And, sadly yet obviously, they added some other attributes as well

Anonymous said...

Anyone who would do Sean Penn has to be really stupid. Ewwww.

Epaminondas said...

Good going PASTO !

No search of Scarlett Johannson and golden globes shows her in any dress which looks REMOTELY like the one she is photoshopped into!!

This photo is a FAKE

Pastorius said...

It's a really, really hot fake.