Tuesday, April 16, 2013

ENOUGH GODDAMITALL ENOUGH!

I DEMAND MY GOVERNMENT KEEP ME SAFE!

I DEMAND MY CANDY ASS SENATOR PAT TOOMEY AND ALL HIS ILK INTRODUCE LEGISLATION TO BAN ALL HIGH CAPACITY PRESSURE COOKERS!

BAN THE SALE OF UNLICENSED ASSAULT BALL BEARINGS AND NAILS!

DEMAND A BACKGROUND CHECK AND WAITING PERIOD BEFORE THE PURCHASE OF ANY COMMON MOM'S KITCHEN IMPLEMENT!

DEMAND ALL PERSONS, FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC, WHO OWN ANY SUCH IMPLEMENTS NOW OR IN THE FUTURE, BE REISTERED IN A FEDERAL DATABASE TO FACILITATE SUCH BACKGROUND CHECK PROCEDURES!

DEMAND DOCTORS REPORT ALL PATIENTS WHO SHOW ANY CULINARY PROCLIVITY OR FETISHES!

DEMAND THEY REPORT ANYONE WHO THEY KNOW LIKES HIKING CAMPING OR OTHER OUTDOOR SPORTS OR WHO MAY CARRY A BACKPACK FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER!

DEMAND ELIZABETH "CHEROKEE" WARREN SIT FOR MORE PHOTO OPS IN THE WAKE OF THIS TRAGEDY!

179 DEAD OR WOUNDE IN BOSTON FROM PRESSURE COOKERS AND NAILS AND CELLPHONES! THAT'S MORE THAN 7 TIMES TH ENUMBER OF CASUALTIES AT NEWTOWN!

WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE UNTIL THESE MEASURES ARE PASSED AND THESE THINGS ARE OUTLAWED!

UNTIL SUCH TIME I TOLD MY WIFE IF SHE EVER BELIEVES SOMEONE IS IN THE HOUSE SHE SHOULD JUST STEP OUT ONTO THE PATIO WITH A BIG POT AND WOODEN SPOON AND BANG ON IT TWICE. IT WOULD SCARE ANYONE OFF. THROW A ROLLING PIN THOUGH THE DOOR AT LEAST IT WON'T PENETRATE A WALL INTO MY DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM.

YOU LIBERAL SHITS WERE SO QUICK TO WALK ON THE GRAVFES OF THE DEAD DECEMBER 14 WHY AREN'T WE HEARING FROM YOU NOW?

I GOTTA GIVE A HAT TIP TO A CALLER TO EL RUSHBO TODAY WHO STARTED ME ON THIS RANT