Dear Infernal Revenue Service,

Due to recent economic issues caused by Mr. Obama's Recovery I no longer have the funds available to pay my tax bill.

For this I apologize.

Please don't send any of your revenuing goons around or I will have to sue you for targeting a broke but proud Tea Party Conservative.

And if you don't like it you can kiss my white bitter clinging ass.

Respectfully signed,

Irrelevant in Pennsylvania