Russki Defense Minister “I have no idea where all those russian military vehicles in the Crimea came from …the idea that we have men there is COMPLETE NONSENSE”

Yes, that’s right, now replacing Lewis Black, and LOUIS CK, on HBO’s ONE NIGHT STAND, Sergei Shoigu, Defense Minister of Russia!

I have to tell you, I have been amazed that the American admin clearly has NO CLUE how they sound and look, but these clowns are making them look like Einstein, Darrow, and Carnegie.

NOVO-OGARYOVO, March 5 (RIA Novosti) – Despite widespread evidence to the contrary, Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said Wednesday that reports of Russian soldiers in Ukraine were “complete nonsense.”

Shogiu said that photographs showing heavily armed soldiers deployed across Ukraine’s southern Crimea peninsula over the last week were provocations.

Ukrainian officials and world leaders have condemned Russia for a military invasion of Crimea.

Media reports from the region have shown large units of soldiers in unmarked uniforms as well as Russian military jeeps, trucks and even armored personnel carriers.

Heavily armed men occupied airports, border posts, blockaded Ukrainian military bases in Crimea and stormed key administrative buildings in the regional capital last week in what appeared to be a highly coordinated operation to seize control of the peninsula.

Shoigu also said Wednesday that he “could not understand” where Russian military vehicles currently in Crimea had come from. 

Video footage emerged Tuesday showing armed men near the eastern Crimean port town of Kerch dressed in military fatigues identifying themselves as Russian soldiers.

Local Crimean officials admitted Saturday that manpower from Russia’s Black Sea Fleet had been drafted in to guard key sites in the peninsula.

Shoigu’s denials echo those made by other top Russian officials, including President Vladimir Putin and Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov.

Putin maintained on Tuesday that the armed men were local militias with which the Kremlin has no link. The military uniforms in which they are dressed could be bought at any shop in former Soviet countries, he said.

After protesters swept to power in Kiev last month there have been calls in Crimea for secession from Ukraine and unification with Russia. The area has a large ethnic Russian population and several key Russian naval bases.

US Secretary of State John Kerry accused Russia of “hiding its hand between falsehoods, intimidation and provocations,” in comments after he arrived in Kiev for negotiations Tuesday.