Imam Asks, "What's Wrong With a Man Telling His Woman What To Do?"

His reasoning is awesome.

You see, it's not the husband telling the wife what to do, no. It's Mohammed telling the wife what to do, because the Hadith tell the husband to tell the wife what to do.

See?

And, if it is Mohammed, well, then who is to tell a Muslim man it is wrong?

Well, I guess it's up to the Infidel Blogger's Alliance.

Hey Imam, Mohammed was a schizophrenic warlord who hallucinated that he had visions of Satan, but then realized it would be better for him if he told you guys it was, not Satan, but "Allah" ....

... and "Allah" is Satan.

There, we set you straight.