From American Thinker:
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy.
Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer.
Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave.
A woman’s place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise. Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI.
This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face.
A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana’ promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets:
“The penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you have sex is utterly delicious and out of this world, and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e., Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.”
2 comments:
Bukhari:V4B55N544 ..Their companions will be houris (virgins). All of them will look alike and will be sixty cubits (180 feet) tall.'”
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Mohammed knew that sex would sell very well among the group of his lecherous followers who were motivated to fight battles by the promise of sex slaves and booty. Once the followers got to heaven, they could pleasure themselves with endless sexual encounters with ‘Houris’ (beautiful young virgins)… 72 virgins girls and 28 young pre-pubescent boys. Mohammed goes one step further and expands the promise of virgins to include a free sex market where there is no limit of the number of sexual partners. Women and young boys are on display as if in a fruit market where you can choose the desired ripeness. Allah is indeed merciful!
Relevant verses from the Koran and quotes from the Hadiths:
Koran 78:31
As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be gardens and
vineyards, and high-bosomed virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup.
Koran 37:40-48
…They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.
Koran 44:51-55
…Yes and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris. (beautiful virgins)
Koran 52:17-20
…They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris
(virgins) we shall wed them…
Koran 55:56-57
In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?”
Koran 55:57-58
Virgins as fair as corals and rubies. Then which of the favors of your Lord will you deny ?”
Koran 56:7-40
…We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made them virgins, loving
companions for those on the right hand.. ”
Koran 55:70-77
“In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair… Dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor Jin will have touched before..
2. YOUNG BOYS
Homosexuality was and is widely practiced in Islamic countries. To please the homosexuals among his followers he promised them pre-pubescent boys in
Paradise. Below are relevant verses from the Koran and quotes from the Hadiths:
Koran 52:24
Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.
Koran 56:17
Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness.
Note: Famous poets in Arabia glorified homosexuality. Below is the poem, “Perfumed Garden” by Abu Nuwas:
O the joy of sodomy!
So now be sodomites, you Arabs.
Turn not away from it–
therein is wondrous pleasure.
Take some coy lad with kiss-curls
twisting on his temple
and ride as he stands like some gazelle
standing to her mate.
A lad whom all can see girt with sword
and belt not like your whore who has
to go veiled.
Make for smooth-faced boys and do your
very best to mount them, for women are
the mounts of the devils
Koran 52.24
And there shall wait on them [the Muslim men] young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.”
Koran 76.19
They shall be attended by boys graced with eternal youth, who will seem like scattered pearls to the beholders.”
Those without eternal erections have other means of pleasure. They are allowed to insert a finger into the vagina.
Know thy text.
Problematic - while waiting for the women to line up, sexual angst can overtake the male. Hence, he is allowed masturbation, but without ejaculation. Hence, greater sexual angst.
Know thy text.
We could discuss the anus being the drawstring for the eyes, but that involves a different bodily function.
Know thy text.
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