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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Putzy Infidel Satirizes Clockboy In Airport, Delays Flights By Hours, and Makes a Complete Ass of Himself

First, here's Joseph Galaska, total fucking putz.

You can see what a Putzy Wanghuffer he is, just by looking at him.

What did he do?

The wife of a 58-year-old American man accused of travelling with a “mock improvised explosive device” at Pearson International Airport swears the item is an alarm clock, not a fake bomb. 
Joseph Galaska was travelling home to Milwaukee, Wisc. by himself last Thursday after a vacation with his wife and a friend in Brazil when he was arrested and charged with mischief for a possible security breach aboard a United airlines flight. 
Maria Silva, Galaska’s wife, maintains that this is a big misunderstanding and that the item found in his suitcase was a novelty he bought in Brazil. 
“It’s a toy, I swear to God, it’s a clock,” she said Silva says the trip included a layover in Toronto where Galaska was supposed to board a connecting Chicago-bound United Airlines flight. 
He was arrested at Pearson airport by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents who discovered “a mock improvised explosive device (IED) during an inspection of a traveller’s suitcase” at the airport’s pre-clearance area. 
“U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers immediately notified Canadian Air Transport Security Authority (CATSA) who swabbed the mock IED for explosives with a negative result,” an airport spokesperson said in a statement last Thursday. 
“For the safety of travelers within the pre-clearance facility, U.S. Customs and Border Protection stopped all traveller processing while the mock IED was tested.” 
‘It’s not a bomb’ Silvia told ABC’s WISN in Milwaukee that she personally saw the item purported by investigators to be a fake bomb and insists it’s harmless. 
“It’s not a bomb at all, it’s just an alarm clock,” she stated. U.S. Customs and Border Protection grounded Chicago-bound United Airlines Flight 547 at Pearson shortly before 7 a.m. for what was initially described as a “major security breach.” 
The investigation held the United Airlines flight on the tarmac for more than four hours, causing many passengers to miss their connecting flights in the U.S. One passenger described the whole scenario as “nerve-wracking.” 
Speaking to ABC, Silva said her husband tried to explain to authorities that the device was a clock. 
The clock “looks like a robot,” she said. 
“They checked and they saw it was nothing. It wasn’t a bomb, it was a clock.” 
Here it is:

Get it?

"It's not a bomb, it's a clock."

Hardy-fucking-har-har. Real fuckin' funny, Galaska.

Meanwhile, travellers had to be delayed in seeing their families because of you, you fucking dumbass.

What does his wife think? She's thinks it's sad.
She insists Galaska, a retired tool-and-die maker, is innocent. “He’s someone who has never done anything wrong to anybody,” she said. “He’s in jail and that’s sad.”

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Blogger Always On Watch said...

a novelty he bought in Brazil

Is there really such a think as that kind of novelty?

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:59:00 am  
Blogger Always On Watch said...


Take a look at THIS and THIS.

Amazon, too.

I used these search terms:

novelty clock bomb

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 12:05:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Well, there you go, they are novelty items that are supposed to look like BOMBS, which is what they look like. Apparently they are for making movies and videos.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 12:53:00 pm  
Blogger WC said...

What the hell has happened to common sense in this world? You don't bring anything like this on a plane.
BTW: How does Amazon ship such a thing? You'd think UPS or FEdEx would somehow know about it. If not, then you can ship a real bomb to someone -- like the WH of Capital building?.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 4:55:00 pm  
Anonymous thelastenglishprince said...

To me it looks like a macrame project that didn't work out.

But the man is an absolute idiot. He deserved a full United Airlines dragging incident. wink

Tuesday, April 18, 2017 6:32:00 pm  

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