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Jobs For Jihadists Applications Flood State Deparment

We can thank the brilliant David Wood for this:

David Wood posted a great satire piece at DCClothesline as follows: 

After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt). 

Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?

So, here are a couple: