Captain Morgan website asks visitors to confirm they are ‘non-Muslim’

Captain Morgan website asks visitors to confirm they are ‘non-Muslim’

Chelsea Clinton Celebrates New Sharia Law Barbie Doll – Gets Pummeled on Twitter

Imran Awan Used Political Influence To Have Fraud Charges Dropped in Pakistan

Dem IT Aide Used Political Influence To Have Fraud Charges Dropped In Pakistan, Paper Says

The family of Imran Awan, the now-indicted former IT aide to Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and other Democrats, was previously accused of fraud in Pakistan involving “huge chunks” of land, but the charges were dropped because “Awan’s son had easy access to the corridors of power,” according to a detailed article in a Pakistani newspaper. 

Elderly farmers said Imran’s father ripped them off, but local police dropped charges against Imran’s father and targeted his accusers after alleged pressure from Pakistani national-level politicians, the Sept. 3, 2009, article in Dawn reported. The story was headlined, “Influential expat shields father from long arm of law.” 

A Democratic IT aide said Imran told him a similar story in a House cafeteria in 2009 and said Imran claimed he persuaded Rahm Emanuel — the Obama White House chief of staff who employed the Awan family during his days as a congressman — to intervene. The Dawn article refers to Imran as a White House employee.

Parents refusing to send their children on school trips to mosques spark fears of Islamaphobia

From Vlad Tepes Blog:

Schools are being issued with guidance about RE trips after it emerged some parents are refusing to allow children to visit mosques. 

Families have the right to withdraw pupils from visits to places of worship. Some cite costs, while others are concerned about safety or a ‘political agenda’. 

Now Staffordshire’s Standing Advisory Council for Religious Education (SACRE) has produced a document to help schools tackle the sensitive topic. 

It includes a template letter to parents, outlining the value of helping pupils understand different cultures and faiths.

Vlad notes:

Communism seeks to tear families apart and have people see unknown workers as more closely related to them than their own offspring. And nothing can do that like having their children convert to Islam.  

Oddly its ONLY Islam they have to understand. There are no trips to Buddhist temples or Synagogues that I know of, and if there are, I bet no attempt to get Muslim kids to go take place.

I would only add: There may well be trips to Buddhist Temples. But, if there were, few people would ever complain about them, and if they did, it would be a mild form of complaint.

The reason for this is, Buddhism is not an inherently violent religion. Buddhist do not shoot up streets full of people, ram trucks into crowds, or airliners into buildings.

Fuck Islam.

AND THEN THERE'S THIS:

‘Write letter to family about converting to Islam’: Furious stepfather refuses to let his stepdaughter, 12, complete her homework after she is asked to pen them a note about becoming a Muslim

A furious stepfather has refused to let his 12-year-old stepdaughter finish her homework after she was asked to write a letter to her family about becoming a Muslim.  

Mark McLachlan, 43, from Houghton-le-Spring, near Sunderland, has slammed the decision by the Kepier School to ask pupils to pen the note. 

He has refused to let his stepdaughter, who he has asked not to be named, complete the task after failing to see what the letter would accomplish. 

Mr McLachlan said: ‘I know as part of the national curriculum they have to learn about all religions.

Australian Charged With Making a Video "With the Intention of Inciting Contempt, or Revulsion or Ridicule" of Muslims, Faces 6 Months In Prison

On Monday, I'm looking at 6 months jail for offending Muslims in a Facebook post. Big turning point for Australia if I'm convicted of this.

— Blair Cottrell 🇦🇺 (@blaircottrell89) September 1, 2017

From The Age:

Mr Cottrell has been charged with helping make a video "with the intention of inciting serious contempt for, or revulsion or severe ridicule of" Muslims on October 4, 2015. 

He has previously said on social media website Facebook that he was charged over an incident in which UPF members filmed themselves beheading a dummy with a knife outside the Bendigo council's office in a protest against plans to build a mosque. 

The video reportedly shows the dummy spilling fake blood on to the pavement, and men shouting "Arabic" phrases. 

Fellow UPF members Christopher Shortis 45, and Neil Erikson, 32, were also charged over the video.

Please don't offend the Muslims.

"KILL THEM WHEREVER YOU FIND THEM": ISIS group releases 'kill list' with the names and addresses of over 8,000 Americans including President Trump for lone wolf gunman to target in attacks

THE MUSLIMS ARE RESTLESS

DAILYMAIL: ISIS group releases 'kill list' with the names and addresses of over 8,000 Americans including President Trump for lone wolf gunman to target in attacks

The pro-ISIS hacking group United Cyber Caliphate posted a 'kill list' over the weekend of American citizens The list contained the name and addresses of 8,786 individuals 

'Kill them wherever you find them,' said the UCC in their message, which was meant to encourage lone wolf attacks 

In the message the group also threatened the United States and President Trump 

The UCC was formed in April 2016 and has released numerous kill lists in the past, but none before with home addresses

Yusuf al-Qaradawi: Fatwa on Female Circumcision

From Islam Online:

Wa`alaykum As-Salamu waRahmatullahi waBarakatuh. 

In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful. 

All praise and thanks are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger. 

Dear sister, we are very pleased for the great confidence you repose in us and we really commend your apparent interest in having a better understanding of the teachings of Islam and the rulings of this great religion in all matters. 

In fact, Islam is a religion that encompasses all aspects of life and secures guidance and light for all mankind. 

Before delving deep into the question of female circumcision, we would like to make it clear that “female circumcision” means removing the prepuce of the clitoris, not the clitoris itself. As for the Shari`ahstance on female circumcision, it’s a controversial issue among the Muslim scholars and even doctors. 

In response to the question, the eminent Muslim scholar, SheikhYusuf Al-Qaradawi, states: Actually, this is a controversial issue among jurists and even among doctors. It has sparked off fierce debate in Egypt whereby scholars and doctors are split into proponents and opponents. 

However, the most moderate opinion and the most likely one to be correct is in favor of practicing circumcision in the moderate Islamic way indicated in some of the Prophet’shadiths – even though such hadithsare not confirmed to be authentic. 

It is reported that the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said to a midwife:“Reduce the size of the clitoris but do not exceed the limit, for that is better for her health and is preferred by husbands”. 

The hadith indicates that circumcision is better for a woman’s health and it enhances her conjugal relation with her husband. 

It’s noteworthy that the Prophet’s saying “do not exceed the limit”means do not totally remove the clitoris. Actually, Muslim countries differ over the issue of female circumcision; some countries sanction it whereas others do not. 

Anyhow, it is not obligatory, whoever finds it serving the interest of his daughters should do it, and I personally support this under the current circumstances in the modern world. But whoever chooses not to do it is not considered to have committed a sin for it is mainly meant to dignify women as held by scholars. 

As for male circumcision, it is one of the obligatory practices in Islam. Scholars even hold that whoever finds that some Muslims have stopped practicing male circumcision should force them to revert to thisSunnah that characterizes the Muslim nation. 

Allah Almighty knows best.

AND FUCK ISLAM!

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ISIS Calls for Random Knife Attacks in Alleys, Forests, Beaches, 'Quiet Neighborhoods'...

ISIS Calls for Random Knife Attacks in Alleys, Forests, Beaches, 'Quiet Neighborhoods'...

A footnote in the article states that ISIS won't be using the term "lone wolf," but "just terror operations" -- "just" as an adjective for "justice." Al-Qaeda calls lone operations "open-source jihad." 

Hinting that the article is one in a forthcoming series about terror tactics, ISIS focused on the benefits of knives to help potential terrorists with the "ocean of thoughts" that "might pour into one’s mind" when considering an attack. 

"Many people are often squeamish of the thought of plunging a sharp object into another person’s flesh. It is a discomfort caused by the untamed, inherent dislike for pain and death, especially after 'modernization' distanced males from partaking in the slaughtering of livestock for food and the striking of the enemy in war," the unbylined article states. 

"However, any such squirms and discomforts are never an excuse for abandoning jihad." ISIS suggested a "campaign of knife attacks" in which the attacker "could dispose of his weapon after each use, finding no difficulty in acquiring another one." 

Knife-wielding terrorists are advised to target smaller crowds or someone walking home from a night out or working the night shift, "or someone walking alone in a public park or rural forested area, or someone by himself in an alley close to a night club or another place of debauchery, or even someone out for a walk in a quiet neighborhood. One should consider canals, riversides, and beaches." 

They further advise jihadists to carry an object like a baseball bat to inflict blunt-force trauma on victims before stabbing. In gory detail, jihadists are encouraged to go for major organs, arteries or the neck, but not the skull as their knife blade may break. 

"It is advised to not necessarily attempt to fully detach the head, as the absence of technique can cause a person to spend a long time attempting to do so, that is, unless the individual’s circumstances and capabilities allow for such." 

"Lest the operation be mistaken for one of the many random acts of violence that plague the West, it is essential to leave some kind of evidence or insignia identifying the motive and allegiance to the Khalifah, even if it is something as simple as a note pinned or attached to the victim’s body," the terror guide adds.

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Mass Stabbing in London - But We Can Be Pretty Sure It Has Nothing To Do With Islam

I think there's been an incident outside the Imperial Hotel on Russell Square in London. :( #London pic.twitter.com/t0plUsWM1p

— Stuart Kenny (@StuartKenny33) August 3, 2016

From Kristinn Taylor:

London’s Metropolitan Police released a statement Wednesday night (Thursday local time) stating terrorism is being ‘explored’ as the motive behind a mass stabbing at Russell Square in central London that left one dead and several, perhaps five wounded. 

The suspect was subdued with a Taser and taken into custody on the scene. Police were called at 22:33 hours on Wednesday, 3 August to reports of a man seen in possession of a knife injuring people at Russell Square, WC1. 

Officers attended the scene along with the London Ambulance Service. Up to six people were found injured at the location. A female (no further details) was treated at the scene but was pronounced dead a short time later. 

We await an update on the condition of the other persons injured and details of any other injuries. A man was arrested at 22:39 hours and a Taser was discharged by one of the arresting officers. 

Additional police units have been deployed to the area to provide reassurance. 

Anyone with information should contact police on 101 or call Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111. + 

Terrorism is one possibility being explored at this stage.

Muslims and Food

Islam pretty much sucks in every way you can imagine.

Muslim Migrants RIOT over Halal Food


“Covered in fecal matter”: Muslim chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands because he doesn’t use toilet paper for Islamic reasons 

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California School District Outlaws Depiction Of ‘ANY RELIGIOUS LEADER’ After Mom Protests Muhammad Drawing

Drawing by the Greater (than Mohammed) 

Bosch Fawstin, PBUH

From Vlad Tepes:

A school district superintendent in semi-rural Southern California has completely outlawed all drawings of all religious leaders on campus because a history teacher assigned a vocabulary worksheet that asked students to draw images of Muhammad. 

Acton-Agua Dulce Unified School District superintendent Brent Woodard implemented the far-reaching ban after a single parent complained, reports the Los Angeles Daily News. 

The seventh-grade history assignment at High Desert School in Acton, Calif. was a worksheet called “Vocabulary Pictures: The Rise of Islam.” 

It featured several words including Quran, Mecca, Bedouins and Muhammad. 

There was space for students to sketch their own images representing the various words. 

The parent who found the assignment offensive is Melinda Van Stone, a chiropractor in nearby Palmdale. 

GO GET THE REST OF THE STORY.

Religion (along with government, business, the media, and academia) is one of the great organizing powers of a society. 

Therefore, it is necessary that religion be open to criticism, or else there is no correction available to the inevitable abuses that arise whenever human beings sit in power over even the most perfect of systems.

We would never imagine eliminating criticism of business, or of government, so why would we entertain any notion that religion is beyond criticism. That is absurd.

Fuck Islam.

France: Woman Beaten By Muslims For Wearing Bikini In Public Park

Take A Picture - It'll Last Longer

From the Independent:

French social networks exploded with anger after a young woman was reportedly beaten up by a gang of girls and young women for wearing a bikini in a park. 

Authorities have not identified the attackers but most commentators have assumed that they were Muslims. 

Protesters organised a demonstration in bikinis and other bathing costumes in the park where the attack occurred, in Reims in northern France. 

Although drizzle and cold winds meant only about a dozen people turned out, hundreds across France responded to a Twitter appeal by the anti-racist organisation SOS Racisme to post images of themselves or others wearing skimpy bathing costumes in public places, under the hashtag #jeportemonmaillotauparc (I wear my swimsuit in the park). 

The five attackers, aged 16 to 24, were quickly arrested and the three oldest have been remanded to appear in court in September, while two girls aged 16 and 17 face further questioning. 

The authorities have not named them but said that they all came from housing estates with large Muslim populations. 

It is not yet clear whether their unnamed 21-year-old victim was of French or north African origin. She was sunbathing with two friends in the Parc Léo Lagrange in Reims on Wednesday when one of the women verbally abused her for “immorally” exposing so much flesh in a public place. 

When she shouted back, the other girls and young women crowded around and slapped and punched her, police said. Passers-by intervened, and the victim was badly bruised rather than seriously hurt. 

Police told L’Union newspaper that the victim was not able to say whether or not her assailants were motivated by “religious opinions”.

How fucking gay-assed does a "god" have to be to forbid Hot Chicks in Bikinis.

WAR!

ISIS Is At It Again: Slaughters 15 Christians, Woman Beheaded

What Muslims Are Good At

(ANSAmed) – The Islamic State (ISIS) has killed 15 of the Christians it took hostage in northeastern Syria earlier this week. The news was given by Archimandrite Emanuel Youkhana to the Catholic organization Aid to the Church in Need on Thursday. ”Many of them,” he said, ”were defending their villages and their families.” 

One woman was beheaded in the village Tel Hormidz and two men were shot to death. There is no information at the moment on how the other 12 were killed. 

Youkhana added that the number of those known to have been taken hostage had risen to about 350. In addition to the hundreds previously reported, some 80 inhabitants from the Tel Jazira village, 21 from Tel Gouran, 5 from Tel Feytha and 3 from Qabir Shamiya have been taken. 

Almost all are being held in the Sunni Muslim village Um Al-Masamier. Another 51 families, ”with around five members each”, Youkhana said, have been taken hostage in Tel Shamiram, but it is not known where they are being held. 

”They have probably been taken to the ISIS-controlled Mount Abdul Aziz region,” Youkhana said. One source has said that a mass execution is being planned for Friday, February 27, in the mosque of Bab Alfaraj, a Sunni village in the area. There has been no confirmation of the news.