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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Al Qaeda In Fascistine Calls For Purge Of Non-Muslims

A group which goes by the name "Jaish al Jihad" (army of jihad) has distributed leaflets in Gaza claiming that an Al-Qaeda leader of Bin Laden's stature will soon make his presense known in the area. The leaflet also demands that all non-Muslims must leave the area or "suffer consequences". Not to worry though as I'm sure this is just another step for the Muslims in their journey of establishing a peaceful state in... ahh who am I kidding :

An al-Qaeda leader as important as overall terror chief Osama bin Laden and the group's Iraq leader Abu Musab Zarqawi will soon reveal himself in the Palestinian territories and orchestrate local and global jihad from the area, according to a pamphlet distributed in the Gaza Strip.

The pamphlet, signed by a group calling itself the Jaish al Jihad, or Army of Jihad, claimed to speak for al-Qaeda. It warned all non-Muslims and foreign embassies to vacate the Palestinian areas within one month.

"Is there now among us a person like Saladin, like Sheik Osama bin Laden, like Abu Musab Zarqawi? The answer is yes. We have this man and he will appear with the help of Allah very soon on the land of Palestine," said the pamphlet, which was intercepted this week by the Palestinian General Intelligence after being circulated in southern Gaza.

The message continued: "We ask all foreigners who are not Muslims to leave our holy Islamic land. We will fight all those who do not believe that Allah is the one and only God. (We will fight) every government that will not apply the rules of Allah and Islam and that chooses to follow the rules of the West and the infidels that bring corruption to our lives and religion like prostitution, alcohol … and drugs."

The group threatened the Palestinian police and security services not to interrupt its planned activities, adding, "we will fight all the corrupted and unbelieving politicians. It will be a great war for the purity of the land of Islam and Palestine."
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

But who will win that war ?

Tuesday, April 04, 2006 8:06:00 pm  
Blogger DoctorBoogaloo said...

The mystery avenger may already walk amongst us. Sent from heaven by Allah to obliterate the Jews and the infidel pork-eaters. (Personally, I don't know how this dude can tear himself away from all those virgins... but I guess a guy's got to show up for work, eh?)

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if Jesus decided to come back at the same time? Who the hell would God/Allah cheer for? Maybe he'd have to send a third guy in... like a kind of Moe, to whack Curly and Larry around and get the job done right.

Man, this is getting complicated.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 3:03:00 am  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

Howcome we never hear from groups like the 'Talmudic Revenge Brigades' or the 'St. Francis Martyr Command' or the 'Kundum Death Avengers'?

We need some imaginative group we can issue communiques with !

"Kabbalah Kommandoes General Command"

Wednesday, April 05, 2006 2:07:00 pm  

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