This week marks more than Tax Day for the US infidels. This Tuesday also marks Crazy Jihadin' "Prophet" Mo's Birthday. This fine occasion is an official holiday not only here in the Islamic Republic of Malaysia, it's one in the rest of Dar al Islam as well. The fact that Mo and his kindred spirit Adolf, two homicidal psychopathic megalomaniacs cut from the same cloth, have birthdays only a fortnight apart in the same month is a supreme irony. One that is certainly lost on Mo's devoted following, I would be willing to wager.
I'd like to poll my fellow IBLOGers and the rest of our kuffir friends as to how they might want to celebrate this year's anniversary of Mo's unfortunate entrance into this world. Feel free to leave your inputs in the comments.
My ideas include:
-buying/eating pork
-posting Mo's cartoons online in as many places as possible
-buying books authored by Andrew Bostom, Robert Spencer or Mark Alexander
-sending money to Mr. Spencer to support Jihadwatch
-buying lots of Danish beer, and then consuming most of it on Tuesday
-ridiculing the whole silly notion of Mohammedism in any way possible
Why let the Muzzies have all the fun this week? I'm sure we can think of (and then do) lots of things to mark Mo's birthday this year!
10 comments:
That's a great idea! I am going to buy Danish beer and ask my wife to prepare porkchops for our celebration!
Here's another idea: get napkins printed with Mo's bombhead cartoon and use it to wipe the pork drippings from our feast!
What is the exact date of Mo's birthday anyway? I only remember June 8, 632, the date of his death. Now that's something to celebrate!
Great post. I'm having pork chops and drinking danish beer. afterwards I will be depositing the parts of it my body doesn't need and wiping my butt with pages from the koran, Painful I know but some sacrifices must be made.
>> The fact that Mo and his kindred spirit Adolf, two homicidal psychopathic megalomaniacs cut from the same cloth, have birthdays only a fortnight apart in the same month is a supreme irony. One that is certainly lost on Mo's devoted following, I would be willing to wager.
Wager lost. A tidy sum please to any charity of your choosing my man!
http://www.tellthechildrenthetruth.com/gallery/
Previous Malediction continued...
May Allah's wrath descend upon the infidels known as Stogie and Bushwack, who would dare to purchase the products of the damnable Danes (may Allah turn their beer to vinegar and infect their bacon exports with Trichinella spiralis).
With beer and bacon haram, we shall then, with Allah's help, accomplish the final destruction of the Danish economy with our anti-LEGO campaign in all Islamic countries. Behold the following Fatwa and despair, Oh Danish blasphemers...
BOYCOTT DANISH PRODUCTS!
Dear Brothers and Sisters in Islam,
Introducing THIGHO, a halal replacement for LEGO.
It is the duty of every Muslim parent to prevent their children playing with the accursed Danish LEGO blocks (may Allah sends his gremjinns into their factory so that they may be produced misshapen and fail to fit together.)
Khomeini Childcare Enterprises has therefore launched a new amusing pastime for Dads and kids to be marketed as THIGHO ( known as Mufa’khathat in Arabic - but our marketing department said this wasn't catchy enough for the English-speaking market).
For reviews of THIGHO see
http://islamstrueface.blogspot.com/2005/07/more-on-pedopheliaand-thighing.html
http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/009590.php
http://www.coranix.com/beastycult.htm
Be assured to know that our beloved Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) played THIGHO with Ayesha when she was aged between 6 to 9. But beware, if you let your children play with the damnable Kaffir LEGO, they could produce abominations like this...
http://fbcgalt.org/legochurch.htm
Mufa’khathat makes for happy Muslim families
- Allahu Akhbar
Ayatollah Khomeini
CEO Khomeini Childcare
I keep telling the Ayatollah he is welcome as a contributor here at IBA. I just love his threats. They keep me up at night.
Leave your email address, and I'll send you an invitation.
I like the way the Rastaman thinks.
What to do this week? Go ye forth and collect fatwas.
I'm buying my Honey Baked ham for Easter. I also need to look around for some new lawn ornaments--pigs, of course.
In honor of MTP, get a puppy and name him "Mo." Then call him loudly and give him loud commands on the various suburban trails.
Anonymous: Mo and his kindred spirit Adolf, two homicidal psychopathic megalomaniacs cut from the same cloth, have birthdays only a fortnight apart in the same month...
Now, there's something to keep in mind!
Yeah, Tax Day, the Ides of April!
I've seen a couple of different dates cited as Mo's birthday - June 4 and April 10. Personally, I vote for Stogie's idea of celebrating the date of his death, which seems to be pretty well known.
I like Rastaman's suggestion too;
"Print up a whole bunch of pics of the Bombhead turban Mo cartoons and go to bookstores, and put one in each Koran."
ESPECIALLY at Borders! And don't forget all the other good things that can be printed on little cards, right in the privacy of your own home, to leave in restaurants, counters in stores, pews in churches and synagogues, bus seats, park benches, stuffed into the pockets of clothing and purses in stores - well, you catch my drift. . .
AOW,
As a vegetarian, I will happily join all of you in the beer, and for the sake of appearances, I'll also make a "soy-analogue on rye" to eat with it! Pass the mustard, please!
Excepting our Jewish and vegetarian friends and guests, I rather think this a great week for the traditional Easter Ham, don't you guys?
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