No, it not Superman! Its...the IBA Mystery Object of the Month!
What, you say? There is no such thing as the "IBA Mystery Object of the Month"?
Well, there oughta be. After all, there's an Infidel Babe of the Week...there's even a Hunk.
Why not a Monthly or Weekly Quiz? (Is that idea ever corny or what :-)
In any event, rather than posting the story about the object (above), I thought it might be fun to allow people to guess, before finding out by going to the story here.
(I was about to type "Your'e not gonna believe this"-- but on second thought, once you read the article you probably will...its not all that surprising, actually).
(Cinnamon Stillwell works in myterious ways? . . . I wonder?)
9 comments:
It's the kaaba of techno-islam, and the world's worse dance music is played there. In the mosh pit, the dancers trample each to death during a dance called the hajj.
LOL It does bare striking resemblence to that satanic box they refer to as Kaaba.
Truth is, the final structure is actually a glass cube, which looks like the opposite of the Ka'ba. Check it out over at LGF:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=22904_And_Now_the_Apple_Jihad&only
Here's my plan for victory against islam. We spread rumours that Borg spaceships are meant to represent the kaaba. The muslims start protesting and rioting, as usual, but it's against Star Trek! The Vulcan-Americans, Romulan-Swedes, and Kligon-Danes get annoyed and fire their photon torpedoes at Mecca.
Holy Cripes!! Wow, maybe we should build a fake Kaaba somewhere just to start some more riots. Anyone want to go in on this plan? Hey, rural America is just littered with weird little spots that are local tourist attractions. Like the world's biggest hay bale or whatever. How about the world's biggest US. Kaaba? We could even compete there during the Hajj, sort of like the Olympics. We could throw Nerf balls at a graven image of Jane Fonda and run around to be silly and not to stampede each other to death. I think this could go somewhere, guys, actually....either that or I am turning into Cosmo Kramer.
And Krishna, oh yeah there's a hunk.....oh, paging Dr. House? Dr. House? We have a Ghost here who needs desperate attention from you...medical attention that is...
I love the idea, PG. We could build The Most Photographed Ka'ba In The World, right there in the middle of the Midwest.
Yes!
I'm all for it. I'm also getting a new MAC, even if Apple won't keep it a black cube building.
Of course we could just make a fake large cube, shoot a mockumentary about it and make people THINK that there's one somewhere. It could be the Spinal Tap of tourist attractions. Or rather of "Burning Man". If you promise enough beer, you can get plenty of extras for the filming. Just saying.
PG,
Your idea is brilliant. Islamofascist dumbshits are so stupid about tech stuff (as if I'm not) that they wouldn't even recognize fake shit when they saw it.
You could totally fool them into believeing there is a Meccaland tourist attraction in the Midwest with Mohammed Mouse and Aisha Duck characters running around in those big character outfits.
They should keep it black and put urinals in it. We need more public urinals in NYC.
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