Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Emperor’s Postmodern Clothes

In the latest issue of Skeptical Enquirer, David Levy, professor of psychology at Pepperdine University, presented a guide to deconstructing academically fashionable phrases for the uninitiated. The uninitiated, IMHO are those who voted for Obama.

That editorial comment aside, here is a sampling of the guide.

PHRASE: All points of view are equally valid.

TRANSLATION: I am willing to abandon all logic and evidence just to maintain the illusion that I am being open-minded and fair.

PHRASE: We need to neutralize the effects of power, status and privilege.

TRANSLATION: I wish I had more power, status and privilege.

PHRASE: In our culture, empiricism is over-privileged.

TRANSLATION: I don’t have any facts to back up my agreement.

PHRASE: Permit me to educate you.

TRANSLATION: Permit me to invalidate your opinion.

PHRASE: Permit me to deconstruct this socio-cultural myth.

TRANSLATION: Watch me demonstrate how superior I am.

PHRASE: I am very passionate about these ideas.

TRANSLATION: The more strongly I feel the more right I must be. (Boy! Does that explain the progressive mindset.)

PHRASE: I’m not saying “better”. I’m saying “different”.

TRANSLATION: I’m saying “better”.

PHRASE: This merits more conversation.

TRANSLATION: I can’t believe that you still have the temerity not to agree with me.

PHRASE: Do you think that sounds kind of racist?

TRANSLATION: Good luck trying to disagree with me now.

PHRASE: These are the types of issues we don’t talk enough about around here.

TRANSLATION: You’re not feeling guilty enough yet.

PHRASE: It’s not about race.

TRANSLATION: It is about race.

PHRASE: It is unfortunate that that discrimination will always be with us.

TRANSLATION: Which is actually fortunate because my entire identity would evaporate if I didn’t have an enemy to fight against.

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