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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

It's not enough to compare Obama with Lincoln ALREADY, we also have to venerate Michelle's ASS

But what really thrills me, what really feels liberating in a very personal way, is the official new prominence of Michelle Obama. Barack's better half not only has stature but is statuesque. She has coruscating intelligence, beauty, style and -- drumroll, please -- a butt. (Yes, you read that right: I'm going to talk about the first lady's butt.)

What a bonus! From the ocean of nastiness and confusion that defined this campaign from the beginning, Michelle rose up like Venus on the waves, keeping her coif above water and cruising the coattails of history to present us with a brand-new beauty norm before we knew it was even happening. Actually, it took me and a lot of other similarly configured black women by surprise. So anxious and indignant were we about Michelle getting attacked for saying anything about America that conservatives could turn into mud, we hardly looked south of her neck. I noted her business suits and the fact she hardly ever wore pants (unlike Hillary).c3p0.jpg As I gradually relaxed, as Michelle strode onto more stages and people started focusing on her clothes and presence instead of her patriotism, it dawned on me -- good God, she has a butt! "Obama's baby (mama) got back," wrote one feminist blogger. "OMG, her butt is humongous!" went a typical comment on one African-American online forum, and while it isn't humongous, per se, it is a solid, round, black, class-A boo-tay. Try as Michelle might to cover it with those Mamie Eisenhower skirts and sheath dresses meant to reassure mainstream voters, the butt would not be denied.

After seeing the "How Obama got elected" youtube I am now more certain than ever that the best hope for conservatives is to convince Halie Berry that she can be a patriot by becoming a republican and running for president.

She doesn't have to say anything except what will win the primaries and then mumble centrist platitudes, while we worship her ass. Why not? Obviously we could do worse.

Can someone please explain to me what is going on in this place?

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Blogger Pastorius said...

Halle Berry?

That's ridiculous.

Beyonce, baby.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008 7:47:00 pm  
Blogger Epaminondas said...


Wednesday, November 19, 2008 8:58:00 pm  
Anonymous dinner jacket said...

Obama administration did a great job In fact they help Philippines in issue about spratly islan.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 4:00:00 pm  

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