Global Warming?

An email conversation between Christine and I:

Pastorius,

Ha! This weekend, snow showers already! Summer lasted a whole whopping 2 mos.

Christine,

Yes, that is a consequence of Global Warming for sure.

Here's how it works:

The Penguins down in Antarctica are getting very peeved because all their ice is melting, so they are going into fits of anxiety, exhaling much more cold air than usual, and what happens is all that cold penguin exhalation gets picked up by the jetstream, whirls around the Earth, and ends up landing on Wisconsin as early fall snow showers ...

just as Al Gore predicted.

Snowfall Predicted For Sunday In Chicage - Would Be Earliest On Record.

Those god damned penguins, I tells ya'.