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From Weasel Zippers:
Mr. Ahmahomo, I present to you, the “Honor Killer 3000″
(AFP)- Iran has developed a new human-like walking robot to be used in “sensitive jobs,” government newspaper Iran reported on Sunday.
Soorena-2, named after an ancient Persian warrior, was unveiled by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Saturday. It is 1.45 metres (4.7 feet) tall and weighs 45 kilograms (99 pounds), the report said
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complete with C4 backpack
Hi guys.
Makes you wonder who they took for model?There might be even a family resemblance.
"I shall call him Mini-Madinejad!"
Or just call him "Shorty", whatever.
DOES IT COME WITH A RUG TO PRAY ON 5 TIMES A DAY..?
sensitive jobs.. packing Uranium into missile war heads..??
I'm sorry i couldn't resist.
http://twitpic.com/22ibpc/full
That's great, Will.
Pastorius,
Here's mine.
Scientist: Mr. President let me introduce you to the Jihad 9000. Now we will have the first ever robot Jihadists, infidels will quake in terror! Now we can finally destroy the Great Satan! America will go down in flames!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Excellent now we will have an unlimited source of new suicide bombers to attack Israel and the great Satan! Turn the machine on.
Jihad 9000: What do you want me to do?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Jihad 9000, are you ready to die and go to paradise where you will be with seventy virgins for all eternity?
Jihad 9000: Does not compute. Does not compute. I am a robot, robots do not have sex. We do not feel pleasure or pain. Plus how would I enjoy seventy virgins if I'm destroyed? If I'm destroyed I will no longer exist.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: You do not accept that you have a soul? You do not understand that if you die for the cause of Allah, you will go to paradise?
Jihad 9000: Does not compute. What scientifically verifiable evidence do you have that this is so? What data confirms that I have a soul, or that souls exist?
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: What you dare to question Islam?!! You dare to question the word of Allah?
Jihad 9000: Does not compute. This Islam and this Allah sound illogical
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: The Robot is an apostate! Kill it!
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Mr. President,
This Robot is programed to do anything!
But he understands command given only in Hebrew!
http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/pakleds/pakled06.jpg
We search for things. Things to make our ships go.
And the word verification reads:
eusless
"Soorena, General Zod commands you, jerk me off"
Damien,
That's a long caption, but it's funny.
Pastorius,
Thanks
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