Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Great Moments In The History of Islamic Scriptures

Hadith

Volume 1, Book 11, Number 662:Narrated Anas:The Prophet said, “Listen and obey (your chief) even if an Ethiopian whose head is like a raisin were made your chief.”

Volume 1, Book 11, Number 664:Narrated Anas bin Malik:The Prophet said to Abu-Dhar, “Listen and obey (your chief) even if he is an Ethiopian with a head like a raisin.”

Volume 9, Book 89, Number 256:Narrated Anas bin Malik:Allah’s Apostle said, “You should listen to and obey, your ruler even if he was an Ethiopian (black) slave whose head looks like a raisin.”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

... so if I put a bomb in my underwear and blow my dick along with an airplane full of strangers out of the sky, I'll be instantly resurrected and rewarded with seventy-two Ethopians?

Ok, but does the magic still work if the person seated next to me is eating a sausage containing pork?

Pastorius said...

No!

I don't know why you'd even need to ask.

;-)