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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Islam: The Religion of Cunninlingus and Vagina Worship


The Little Man In The Boat

Ever wondered why Muslims bow to Mecca? If they were bowing to God then they wouldn't have to face in exactly one direction, because God is everywhere.

So what are they bowing to - the city itself? But Catholics don't bow to Rome, and Anglicans don't bow to Canterbury, and Mormons don't bow to Salt Lake City.

So what's so special about Mecca? What part of the city are they actually worshiping? Surely they aren't worshipping the entire city, including hotels, car parks, shops, electricity substations, public toilets and all the rest of the urban infrastructure?

No, in fact they're worshiping one specific object in the city - Allah's sacred meteorite.

If you ever see pictures of them milling around in Mecca they are all circling a cubic building called the Kaaba. And set into the wall of that building is a meteorite enclosed by a vessel shaped like a woman's quim that they all try to kiss. Sometimes they get so sexually excited at the thought of the pious pussy that they stampede and kill one another in their efforts to muff-dive the meteorite.

The mingy meteorite was an object of worship long before Islam reared its ugly head, so what it's got to do with Allah is a bit of a mystery. Maybe it represents one of Allahs daughters, but as a Muslim father, wouldn't that get him murderously mad at all the wanabe quim-lickers sniffing around his girls' sacred snatch? Perhaps that's why he sets them stampeding.

Or maybe it means that Islam is some sort of tribal fertility cult that Mohammed duped people into believing was a proper religion.

But one thing is for certain. When Muslims accuse other religions of idolatry, they are the biggest hypocrites on earth. What could be more idolatrous than worshipping a hunk of space junk tarted up to look like a twat?

One more thought. The Jews treated the Temple with such reverence that no man was allowed a glimpse of the whole thing. Hebrews 9:1-9 tells us that in the temple a veil separated the Holy of Holies—the earthly dwelling place of God’s presence—from the rest of the temple where men dwelt.

Likewise, we find that Muslims separate themselves from the vagina they worship, by enshrouding their women in the Burqa. This is more evidence that, in Islam, it is the Vagina that is being worshiped, not Allah.

Or, perhaps, Allah, himself, is the earthly presence of the great mystical Vagina of Gaia.

One thing is for certain, Islam needs a good douching, and soon.
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32 Comments:

Blogger Always On Watch said...

Hasn't it been swabbed with menstrual blood over the centuries? Maybe before Islam came along -- I don't recall all the details.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:10:00 am  
Blogger Always On Watch said...

Pasto,
You might garner a fatwa for this post.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:10:00 am  
Anonymous revereridesagain said...

I hereby nominate "muff-dive the meteorite" for Quote of the Week.

Wasn't Allah originally a female deity? That would certainly fit with the menstrual blood swabbing.

I mean really, it makes a lingam-yoni look tame.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:26:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

AOW,
I recall you and I discussing the menstrual blood thing, but I don't have a reference for it.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:35:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

RRA,
It does make the Lingam-Yoni look tame, doesn't it?

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:35:00 am  
Blogger Alexander Münch said...

Pasto.

I posted the same picture on my blog a while ago with "softer" description under it.

Amnon told me, "Ain't you ashamed?", "At you age?","What will people say?","Take it off! NOW!"."Take the whole blog down from the net! It is a disgrace!".

So, I took it down... I had no choice!

Alex.
.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:49:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Heh.

My kids are too young to get it.

;-)

Thursday, November 25, 2010 1:56:00 am  
Anonymous revereridesagain said...

Sheesh, Alex, it's a good thing you didn't put up some of the racier Hindu Indian temple wall sculptures. Amnon would have to be revived with smelling salts.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:10:00 am  
Anonymous revereridesagain said...

Sheesh, Alex, it's a good thing you didn't put up some of the racier Hindu Indian temple wall sculptures. Amnon would have to be revived with smelling salts.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:10:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://places.mongabay.com/india/kama_sutra_carvings_02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://photos.mongabay.com/en/320Kama.htm&usg=__KrdWy4jw6tHroaE7F8H9MdiMz9c=&h=375&w=500&sz=68&hl=en&start=0&sig2=HHpJAQ7kd460GY_nk5d0PQ&zoom=1&tbnid=2IadPjZuwU6zmM:&tbnh=151&tbnw=195&ei=u8rtTIT6LYqTnQeA56SlCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkama%2Bsutra%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1152%26bih%3D649%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=246&vpy=122&dur=3447&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=105&ty=130&oei=u8rtTIT6LYqTnQeA56SlCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0

Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:32:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

And another, even worse:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://places.mongabay.com/india/kama_sutra_carvings_01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://photos.mongabay.com/fr/162Kama.htm&usg=__WkfGqo054Z3rLghWoW5X1Ro3tYE=&h=375&w=500&sz=62&hl=en&start=0&sig2=TexFuMff_vSqA8joKCTc_g&zoom=1&tbnid=xIwCdIcQzBCM-M:&tbnh=154&tbnw=205&ei=u8rtTIT6LYqTnQeA56SlCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkama%2Bsutra%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1152%26bih%3D649%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=499&vpy=348&dur=1811&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=134&ty=152&oei=u8rtTIT6LYqTnQeA56SlCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0

Thursday, November 25, 2010 2:34:00 am  
Blogger Jesterhead45 said...

islam - the religion of collective unbirthing.

The only thing missing in that picture is a pair of razor sharp nashers...

Thursday, November 25, 2010 7:29:00 am  
Anonymous Derek Murphy said...

Great post - it's strong, I like it. Yahweh was originally female too, I'll bet the 'holy of holies' was something similar to what the muslims have set up. I just read an article about a team of muslim gang-rapers who sexually assaulted hundreds of 12-18year old girls (somewhere on Telegraph.com I think). Not that there's a definite link, but I'm sure being all hung up over sex as sin creates some violent repressed desires; hence the Catholic epidemic.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 10:10:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL OF YOU ARE MISTAKEN. NONE OF MUSLIMS WORSHIP THE BLACK STONE YOU HAVE SHOWN. WE REALLY PITY ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE. BUT ,FOR WE MUSLIMS IT IS A "HURRAH" LIKE SITUATION ,AS WE COULDN'T BELIEVE YOU AMERICANS(CHRISTIANS) COULD BE SO IGNORANT ABOUT WORLDLY AFFAIRS. WE COULDN'T EXPECT GOOD FROM DRUGGISTS,RAPPISTS, GAMBLERS, CRIMINALS,ALCHOLISTS LIKE YOU WHO LIVE ON VENEGENCE FOR CRIMES COMMITTED BY SOME MISCREANTS FROM OUR COMMUNITY NOT FOR THE SAKE OF RELEGION, BUT FOR PERSONAL EGO'S.NO PROBLEM IN LISTENING TO DEROGATORY PHRASES YOU CHRISTIANS USE IN YOUR BLOGS, AS WE ARE SURE ONE DAY YOU WILL FEEL TIRED AND SURELY WILL BOW BEFORE GOD FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE.I WILL ALSO PRAY ,MAY GOD SHAPE YOU WELL.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 11:27:00 am  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Hey Muslim idiot,
If you don't like us, then stay the fuck out of our countries.

Our ideas created Western Civilization.

Your ideas created the Arab world, and Norhtern Africa.

Stay there. Don't come here.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 3:38:00 pm  
Blogger SamenoKami said...

Derek, never heard Yahweh was 'originally' female. Reference?

Hey muslim jerk-wad, you look at 300+ million people in the US and pull out the 1-5% of 'evil' people and paint the rest w/the same brush.
islam is a religion based on the rants of a psycho murderous pedophile. Drink some camel urine and post again. Go back to your craphole sandbox.
Worship is an action. muslim actions toward the 'sacred twat' indicate worship.
It's just a damn space rock. Museums are full of them. You can buy them on eBay.

Thursday, November 25, 2010 4:29:00 pm  
Blogger Avenging Apostate said...

Dude, you forgot your capslock on.

What? Don't know what it is? Of course not. What was I thinking!

Huh? Never heard of "Thinking"? Oh my word!

Never heard of "word" either...

Friday, November 26, 2010 6:14:00 am  
Blogger Alexander Münch said...

Ano !

When somebody shouts at me - I go def ! Hear nothin' !...

If the shouts contain SHIT - I go blind ! No can see !...

If the SHIT contains insults - I LOSE MY MEMORY TOO !!!

CAPISH ?
.

Friday, November 26, 2010 8:50:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi there, I'm a Lebanese guy, we live in what so called "the arab world" me as a Christian and many other Christians who live in these areas know exactly what islam is, it's a religion made only for fucking and rapping and marrying young girls who aren't even 12 years old. They are blood thirst creatures, and yes the do worship that fucken black stone.
Peace

Friday, June 17, 2011 2:56:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is all nonsense...
The thing you consider as "vagina" is simply a stone with a cover.
That stone is kissed by every Muslim goes to Mekkah because Prophet Mohammad put him by his hands in its place.
Besides, the stone was brought to Earth by angles, so it has a big meaning to us
please be more subjective in your posts and keep away from just posting nonsense again
thanks

Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:56:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

black stone is brought on earth by angels & is a small portion of penis/ dajjal/ planet X / who distroyed dynosors on earth & comes back every 3600 years. same as lingum in vagina in hindu methology.BUT IS FACT. they dont know but worship is because of FEAR.

Tuesday, November 06, 2012 4:16:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're totally obsessed by this thing you stupid it's not your business to explain the Islam, Islam is not in need for someone nothing like you.

Go ask NASA what about Mecca
Ask NASA about physics, chemistry, of Mecca
Ask NASA about the secret photos that hiding it from people
All the gravity of the world it's in Mecca
Nothing shows to outer space but Mecca only

Leave your imagination to your devil inside of your head.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:29:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumbest and most idiotic shit belief. Gravity centered in pussy mecca? Shit in your brain. Go make out with your goat, rag head

Thursday, June 05, 2014 10:12:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All other things muhammad have put his hands on including his limp multilated dick and underaged girls. Oh ya.. Plus the camels and goats. Hehehe... Now go f**k your goat stupid rag head.

Thursday, June 05, 2014 10:16:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bow to your pussy stone and after that make out with your camels. Stupid muslim bastard.

Thursday, June 05, 2014 10:20:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALLAH sees all this and I pray for you because u don't know what your saying this isn't a joke

Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:20:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Stop worrying about me.

ISIS is going to blow up your Qaaba.

Monday, July 21, 2014 2:04:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get all the people telling muslims to fuck/make out with/whatever a goat or a camel, just because goats and camels are more common in the middle east.

They coud say the same about us with cows/sheep/horses/pigs/cats/dogs...and goats which are also common in the US and Europe.

It's just a really dumb and irrelevant thing to say, makes any post look.

Also Pastorius, it sounds like you're suggesting that any religion based on worshipping the vagina is a bad thing, which everybody knows is just not true.

Monday, October 13, 2014 3:25:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"ALLAH sees all this and I pray for you because u don't know what your saying this isn't a joke."

allah does not exist, so your point is ?

"I don't get all the people telling muslims...."

We make fun of muslims for humping animals because it's what they do.
muslims are scared of women.

SNK

Monday, October 13, 2014 5:22:00 pm  
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