Along with their significant others and some friends of ours.
Now, ..... I'm worried.
These are known personalities, and I am worried about security.
So when they arrive depending on who is busy, either myself or my wife will insert our hands up their dresses or pants, and around their breasts until we are certain no dangerous items are hanging around.
Certain.
They shouldn't mind.
I say so.
I mean their security is my responsibility and I just want to ensure I care for them properly.
Pastorius, you're the backup in case both myself and my wife are busy.
We are going to require you to attend a professional screening seminar to ensure no lurid behavior.
It will take 10 minutes.
Bring blue latex gloves.
BTW. Any guesses as to how long until the first porno movie based on
the new 'pat downs' comes out?
BTW. Any guesses as to how long until the first porno movie based on
the new 'pat downs' comes out?
9 comments:
HEY! I thought we was pals! Can't I come along to watch and be sure no undue groping occurs? Can't I bring a camera to film it, just so you have a record of the event? In case there's any question later as to what actually occured? Why, I'll even bring a pistol Kabar and duct tape to make the significant others mind their manners while the security breach um search is being conducted.
Okay, you be the conscience of THE EPAWORLD DINNER and feel-up thigh fest labia and scrotum jiggling convention.
I feel better now.
YES! I'll even bring the furry handcuffs just in case, you know. . .
"Any guesses on how long until the first porno movie based on the new pat downs comes out?"
Well, not the pat downs, but on the scanners it is done
But but.... the govt said these would never become public and they are not recorded anyway!!!!!
You mean we can't believe the govt?
OH NO!
Dude, you ran over the "Attitude" post below you. Was that part of the "enhancement"?
In blogger not in movable type.... thanks I'll fix.
ROTHLMAO
Good stuff! :)
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