There is NO distinction between the First Amendment and the Second. One enforces, and reinforces the other. Either direction.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
So I've invited Megyn Kelley, Gretchen Carlson, and Juliet Huddy over for dinner
Along with their significant others and some friends of ours.
Now, ..... I'm worried.
These are known personalities, and I am worried about security.
So when they arrive depending on who is busy, either myself or my wife will insert our hands up their dresses or pants, and around their breasts until we are certain no dangerous items are hanging around.
They shouldn't mind.
I say so.
I mean their security is my responsibility and I just want to ensure I care for them properly.
Pastorius, you're the backup in case both myself and my wife are busy.
We are going to require you to attend a professional screening seminar to ensure no lurid behavior.
It will take 10 minutes.
Bring blue latex gloves. BTW. Any guesses as to how long until the first porno movie based on the new 'pat downs' comes out?
All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
"The problem is if they think they )the citizens) are not doing anything that’s wrong, they don’t get to define that. The central government does, the central government defines what is right and wrong and whether or not they target you. So, it’s not up to the individuals. Even if they think they aren't doing something wrong, if their position on something is against what the administration has, then they could easily become a target."
--- William Binney, National Security Agency
"An Islamic regime must be serious in every field," explained Ayatollah Khomeini. "There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no fun in Islam."
"I want to be very, very clear, however: I understand and agree with the analysis of the problem. There is an imminent threat. It manifested itself on 9/11. It's real and grave. It is as serious a threat as Stalinism and National Socialism were. Let's not pretend it isn't." ~~~~~Bono~~~~~