Sunday, November 21, 2010

Solution To The TSA Junk-Touchin' Problem




Don't every let anyone tell you we don't provide solutions here at the Infidel Bloggers Alliance.


As far as the whole full-body oogle, junk-touchin', wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, TSA rape fetish, one of our commenters had this suggestion:


Wouldn't it be a whole lot cheaper and way more efficient to just have each passenger munch down a tasty slice of bacon and have them say: "There is no god named Allah, and Muhammad was a pedophile."

Problem solved.

12 comments:

abdooss said...

P,
I hate to disappoint you, if you think ALL TERRORISTS are ALL the MUSLIMs in the world, may be you have to re-think that.

If you branded all American Muslims as Anti-American, you don't know what you are missing. Most of them are as loyal as you are, may be more, as they sacrificed their lives for the country in the Armed Forces of the USA, don't you think? As I have said countless times before, this is us against TERRORISTS EVERYWHERE in any religion. NOT just Christians against Islam. There are Terrorists looking for ways to disrupt our ordinary lives. If we are not united and they succeed, not just non-Muslims' lives are affected.

Silverfiddle said...

Love the suggestion!

Abdooss: The vast majority of Muslims in America are indeed good, productive members of society and loyal Americans. I have known and served with quite a few.

It seems since 9/11 we've had a more militant variety coming here trying to radicalize the populace, and that is the problem.

Islam has a cancerous sickness within it, and it cannot be reformed from the outside. Ignore it an it will just get worse.

My solution: Bar entry to any future Muslims until the Muslim umma gets it collective sh*t together.

Anonymous said...

Heh. Notice what is GLARINGLY MISSING from Abdoos' pathetic, simpering comment.

NO! MY PROPHET WAS NOT A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE___________________________.

NO! MY PROPHET WAS NOT A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE___________________________.

NO! MY PROPHET WAS NOT A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE___________________________.

Think hard about that, America. Think carefully about that, Western Civilization. Abdoos' FIRST response is nothing but a twisted attempt to DISTRACT all of you from the peak, the pinnacle, the summit of Islam's dreadful incompatability with your universe.

Islam's "perfect man" was nothing but a monster, and Muslims can only try to distract you from that fact.

Here we have exposed an important variation on what a great Danish Queen one said: "Tolerance of intolerance is no virtue."

Updated version: Tolerance of the INTOLERABLE will fuck up your children, your society, your culture, your civilization, and your world.

Alexander Münch said...

Hi abdooss ! Long time no see !

The Israelis re-thunk your concern and invented an color-blind, race-blind and Muslim loving airport security device that eliminates the profiling concerns, full-body patting embarrassments, and low sperm counts as a result of un-calibrated scanners at the airports.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX.

Jews, Israelis, Zionists & Fanatic Infidels ( JIZFIs in short ), have a booth of their own!
When the operator pushes the button, the floor drops down and they go straight to HELL ! Nice! Heh!...

Shalom!"

Pastorius said...

Alexander,

The good thing is, we know Abdoos would have no problem going through such a machine. He's a safe person. We know that.

After he's through, he can go back to his chess strategy and everyone is happy.

abdooss said...

See, when I talk straight, I'll be accused of Taquiyya. When I talk in riddles, I'll be branded STUPID.

Perhaps you forgot that I have been advocating tolerance and peace in the Middle East all this while.

If we can't get along, what should we do - Kill each other? That doesn't seem savoury.

American Rose said...

I've gotten through Chapter 2 of the mooslum unholy book, and I'm starting to notice a trend:) Do I need to read anymore or is it pretty much the rantings of a delusional, psychotic, murdering, raping, woman denegrating, child abusing, 6th century madman who uses coercion to satisfy his narcissistic and sadistic impulses?

And, oh, btw, if you can't bring yourself to type the asswipe's name on a computer search, you can type in Moehammy and this oracle knows what asswipe you're talking about!!! Hehehaha!

abdooss said...

AR,
Debates on theology will go nowhere.

Though we have different views on "Mohammey", I respect your views, as that was what "Mohammey" taught me; 'Don't retaliate or else they will insult your religion more.'

Why other "Mooslums" would response differently & violently? I don't know. Maybe as Pastorius said, I was civilized through exposure to Western Civilizations.. maybe not.

Have a nice day.

Pastorius said...

American Rose,
Just to be fair to all the Moderate Muslims out there, Moehammy was a 7th century madman, not 6th century.

;-)

American Rose said...

But he was born, very unfortunately for the planet, in the 6th century? Do you say 7th century, because that was when he went totally schizophrenic?

American Rose said...

Abdooss, I think that's the closest we're ever going to get to manning up to the fact that Moehammy was a violent, sick, man.

Perhaps the reason why so many of your fellow delusional react violently is because your unholy book tells them too. Here I am at the end of the second chapter and already there have been so many kill everyone who is not a mooslum commands that I feel sick. This is no holy book.

abdooss said...

AR,
I concur there are many delusional people out there, irrespective of religions and races, anywhere in the world. I'd distance myself from them, as far as I can.