Jump in to the the Time Machine and imagine these these people at their best
Hollywood Men who might be all men to real men
Randolph Scott (the first Hawkeye)
Sean Connery
Joel Mcrea
Gene Kelly
Clark Gable
John Hamm (maybe ...Don Draper sometime feels sorry for himself)
Daniel Day Lewis (aka HAWKEYE)
The Duke (I mean, are you kidding me?)
Gary Cooper
William Holden
Robert Shaw
Steve McQueen
Daniel Craig
Jeff Bridges
Sam Elliott
Al Pacino and his brother
DeNiro
George C Scott
Kiefer Sutherland
Bogart
Females that might make you do something really stupid, but maybe not regret it (without dinner)
Juliette Binoche
Ava Gardner (I mean, Frank Sinatra tried to KILL himself..which eliminated him from any consideration to the above list)
Renee Russo
Doutzen Kroes
Candace Swanepoel
Zooey Deschanel
Eva Green (she might belong below)
Tricia Helfer
Elisha Cuthbert
Monica Belucci
Amy Adams (a very nasty night)
Blake Lively
Paz Vega
Sophia Vergara (if she exclaims in spanish)
Rose McGowan (handcuffed for safety - mine)
Diane Kruger (She has to read the Declaration of Independence naked)
Elizabeth Mitchell
Alessandra Torresani (borders on too nasty)
Natalie Dormer (It will be a vicious 20 minutes)
Dita Von Teese (someone be ready to bail me out)
Zoe Saldana (I will be like a baby)
Lea Michelle
Diana Agron
Long Dinner makes all night one to remember OR END RIGHT THERE BY YOUR CHOICE (but prolly not)
Audrey Hepburn
Lauren Bacall
Katharine Hepburn
Kirsten Dunst
Sophia Loren
Scarlett Johanssen
Ingrid Bergman
Isabella Rosellini (YEAH THAT'S SICK)
Sophie Marceau
Grace Kelly
Uma Thurman
Ana Torv
Marie Cotillard
Take your time eating I might just want to look at you, then decide, but prolly you get the full go round .. maybe more ..unless your conversation is an attraction killer i.e. possible relationship material:
Liv Tyler
Christina Hendricks (I'll pick the Scotch, but you'll be happy)
January Jones (if you are Betsy Draper you go home)
Alison Brie (Draper must see something)
Elizabeth Moss (be the Peggy)
Hedy Lamarr
Rachel Weisz (I know you are not too stupid, and we'll light the Hanukkah lights together)
Charlize Theron
Penelope Cruz (If you've seen HEad in the Clouds, you want these last two together at the table, WITH MUSIC)
Gretchen Mol
Megyn UKNOWHWO (what do you think guys .. will she order filet of sole, the eggplant/veg napoleon, or the NY Strip, RARE, with portabellas, and rip the friggin' thing apart?)
Selma Hayek (definitely not stupid)
Women NOTABLY Absent for reasons I cannot articulate
Michelle Pfeiffer
Julia Roberts
Meg Ryan
Kate Hudson
3 comments:
Oh wow.
Renee Russo
Kate Hepburn
Lauren Bacall
RACHEL WEIZS! (oh man, can I dress then unwrap her like a mummy?)
Megyn definitely is going for the New York Strip.
Randolph Scott was gay....
I having nothing against gays...I'm just saying...
"Randolph Scott was gay...."
At worst highly arguable
Scott married twice, the first time in 1936 he became the second husband of heiress Marion Du Pont, daughter of William Du Pont, Sr. and great-granddaughter of Éleuthère Irénée Du Pont de Nemours the founder of the E.I. du Pont de Nemours and Company. The marriage ended in divorce three years later. In 1944, Scott remarried to Patricia Stillman with whom he had two children. The marriage lasted 43 years until Scott's death in 1987. Following his father's death, son Christopher Scott wrote a book refuting rumors of his father's homosexuality
Budd Boetticher, the director most often linked with Scott's work, had this to say about the rumors: "Bullshit".
Like Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas indicated... it is impossible to defeat such rumors, true of not
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