Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Hey 53%, how are you doing now?

Hey 53%, how are you doing now?

Hey 53%, how are you doing now?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, WOW! Brilliant argument! I mean, douchebag? You have demonstrated your masterful brilliance and unaccountable intelligence. Why didn't I think of that? I would have never thought to call someone “a douchebag.” I am left marveling at your superior intellect. Were you born a genius or does it take hard work? I mean, your argumentative skills are clearly superior to that of most university professors!

In all seriousness, why don't you have your own television program, or shit, at least a radio program? You must be too clever for FOX or any other big name news media company. Clearly, your cognitive abilities exceed those of their preferred spokespersons. You must be too smart for the major networks. Calling an opponent "douchebag" is obviously too high concept. The proles just don't get it. I hope you run for public office. Your superior rhetorical abilities will ensure you a landslide victory! Think of how many votes you can swing your way each time you call your challenger "douchebag."

Where did you learn your debating skills? Such masterful wit may not be taught with ease. All you had to do was call an opponent, or even someone in authority over you, a douchebag and they would be speechless. I could not possibly even begin to formulate a rebuttal to such an infallible argument!

Well done, IBA! You all once again epitomize intelligence, civility, maturity, and class with your brilliant argumentative acumen. That shows all the stupid fools who believe that such trivialities as reasoned rhetoric are anything more than a distraction. Calling someone a douchebag wins every argument every time.

Pastorius said...

Thank you. Thank you. We will be here all Millennium. CD's and t-shirts are available at the back. Blow jobs accepted in the parking lot behind the building after the show.

Epaminondas said...

Anon, if u ever want to come out from behind the cowardice of anonymity, we can discuss the manifest failures of this administration by doggedly insisting that social justice is more important than the physics of capital and human nature. Save the killing of Bin Laden and Awlaki I defy you ton NAME A SINGLE SUCCESS they have had?

Name yourself, name your Obama success story and and bring it on.


Iran?
Egypt?
Yemen?
Employment?
Fossil Fuel prices and supplies?
Electric Cars?
Turkey?
Wind and Solar Power improvements and research?

Oh wait I thought of one, increased security for FAT CAT HIGH officials of unions who have passed their ability to improve their workers lot by parasitically killing the business they once ensured their workers benefited fairly from.

But I bet you won't answer.

Because this man who damned Bush's ethical decisions does the same thing.

This man who promised politics as usual is dead is WORSE than the idiots around teapot dome.

This man who clearly DESPISES the founding document also despises those who achieve property in excess of his personal judgment of what one SHOULD HAVE as opposed to what one CAN ACHIEVE

This man who understands LITTLE of human nature except envy and insecurity, plays the poor and foolish into, not a ZERO SUM GAME, but a shrinking pie game.

This man understands only his own sense of entitlement, and fails to even WONDER at what his national self dislike and blame has done not just to this nation in foreign affairs but the increased chaos he is personally responsible for in the world.

In short he is a douchebag.

CYA