Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Big Blurry Boobs, No Burqa



When Muslim men feel like they can't handle the temptation, they wrap women up in a death shroud.

Here, the Jewish answer is, blurry glasses. Hilarious, ingenious, and, in this case, respectful of the freedoms of other humans.

From Yahoo:

JERUSALEM - It's the latest prescription for extreme ultra-Orthodox Jewish men who shun contact with the opposite sex: Glasses that blur their vision, so they don't have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed. 
In an effort to maintain their strictly devout lifestyle, the ultra-Orthodox have separated the sexes on buses, sidewalks and other public spaces in their neighbourhoods. Their interpretation of Jewish law forbids contact between men and women who are not married. 
Walls in their neighbourhoods feature signs exhorting women to wear closed-necked, long-sleeved blouses and long skirts. Extremists have accosted women they consider to have flouted the code. 
Now they're trying to keep them out of clear sight altogether. 
The ultra-Orthodox community's unofficial "modesty patrols" are selling glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on their lenses. The glasses provide clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but anything beyond that gets blurry — including women. It's not known how many have been sold. 
For men forced to venture outside their insular communities, hoods and shields that block peripheral vision are also being offered. 
The glasses are going for the "modest" price of $6.


3 comments:

WC said...

It's such a pity that some men can't control their emotions - or their wangs.

Pastorius said...

They miss out on a lot of good stuff.

Epaminondas said...

I find the idea of ultra orthodox MORONS who happen to be jewish, trying to use their belief they are being commanded by an ultimate authority, to dictate behavior and dress of others to be something which makes them ...


APOSTATE

bwahahahahahahaha
I hereby excommunicate the lot of them. via my hebrew authority (my name being King of the High Priests)

ADIOS, MOTHER>>>>>>>