So Now We Have To Cancel Halloween Because of Muslims?

Many schools in Ontario seem to be canceling the wearing of Halloween costumes this year ...

... for some reason.

My kids school forbid Halloween this year as well.

I KNEW this cessation of an age-old tradition was because of Islam. 

I fucking knew it.

I'm so sick of these fucking Muslims. I fucking hate them.

They need to get the fuck out of our country. 

We are so stupid to allow this insane and constant incursion against our culture.

All the other peoples of the world can move into America, and America just keeps becoming more and more America; an incredible collection of ideas, traditions, and religions, and an beautiful improvisation upon this collection of themes.

That's America.

But, add Islam to the mix and suddenly, Americans have to stop being American for Islam.

Fuck Islam.

Muslims, get the fuck out.

Here's an idea for a cute little Halloween Costume that even a Muslim could love.

The Cutest Little Prisoner at Abu Ghraib

Your child will be the hit of the neighborhood costume parade in this recreation of the Abu Ghraib prisoner-abuse scandal's most indelible image. As an added bonus this easy-to-make costume will remind everyone on your child's trick-or-treat route of our national shame! Simply roll a cone from a sheet of 24"x38" black cardstock, making sure to cut out a hole for the face. Drape with two yards of black felt, and add leftover wires from your last lamp-rewiring project. VoilÀ! So easy, so quick, and so terrifying!