Bali: Muslim Seduced By Cow - Cow Must Be Killed According To Islamic Bullshit

Thanks to Anonymous for the story and the title.

RRA notes:

Secret identities of the 72 virgins revealed! 

Paradise-bound shahids in udder shock! 

Mooooooooslims riot over "insult" to Holy Cows! 

IBA milking story for all it's worth!

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From Short News:

Nhurah A. from Bali was caught in the sex with a cow.  According to the village oldest, the 18-year-old was observed of a villager how he stood naked behind the cow and held its rear.  In the interrogation, the culprit explained that the cow would be a young and beautiful girl. 

"You has me called and made flattering comments, had I sex with its", said A. vis-à-vis the authorities.  In order to clean the village of the "dirty behavior", the cow is supposed to be drowned now after traditional ritual in a lake. 

The culprit A. must wash itself in the ocean and must pay 2,000 Balanese coins as a fine. 

In an IBA exclusive, we have obtained photos of this bovine babe. I mean, you can't really blame him, Can you?