Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Porn star's offer to Bin Laden


Via ANANOVA

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.
The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.
Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.
"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Hussein's mistakes.
In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."

Hee, hee. Go get her tiger.

7 comments:

Christine said...

Seems to me that someone cannot take a joke. Hmm....

Pastorius said...

Now, that's what I call going down.

Kiddo said...

She's at it again! I love her! Remember when she was in the government? She was a little younger and hotter then. At least I think she was in the government....

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said

"and this is your ideal free non muslim women
Duh!
sick soul. "

I agree entirely. Something about 50 years younger might be more acceptable to a true believer.

Prophet Mohammed (pbum)

Anonymous said...

I know if I was Osama I'd throw away all of my previous achievments and goals, for a he/she moron.........

D.C. said...

This is hilarious!!!!
Too bad Ossama does not do porn and Saddam already had his own harem.
Ah well!
Perhaps, she came from heaven as one of the 72 raisins.

Christine said...

72 raisins. LOL