Infidel Babe Of The Week
Ok, look, Michelle seems like, kind of, a modest chick, so I gotta keep this tame (meaning "only in our dreams, guys"). But, you all know what I mean, right?
Say you're watching Fox News and they're interviewing some liberal hack, and then, they bring on Michelle, and she lets loose into one of her polysyllabic diatribes, a veritable locomotive onslaught of verbal violence.
Tell the truth, now. You don't just sit there and quietly think to yourself, "Go get 'em, Michelle. Fuck up that leftie."
You're thinking, "Wow, I wonder if Michelle brings her considerable skills in the art of humilation with her when she enters into the den of love?" It would seem that Ms. Malkin would be quite the dynamo, and that the repertoire of such a woman would include the whole spectrum of human feeling, from delectation to tribulation.
But, of course, we are not supposed to go there. That is for Michelle's husband alone to know, and none of us ever to find out.
So, we are left to wonder. And, oh, how we wonder, and wait for her next appearence on Fox.
Well, actually, we no longer have to wait, because, now, you can get the Michelle experience daily at her new site, the ever so appropriately-named, Hot Air.