Islamic Babe Of The Week
Sometimes, the burqa ain't the impediment to fun that we all suppose it to be. One of the unspoken secrets of the Islamic world is that, if the burqa is sufficiently baggy, it is relatively easy for it to contain not just one human being, but two.
Yes, you know what I'm saying. You can can get up underneath there and take care of business, and no one around you will be the wiser.
Heck, you could be getting it on with some Burqa-wearing babe while her husband sits 10 feet away watching Al-Jazeera, and he wouldn't even know what was going on.
Haram, my ass. There's all sorts of shenanigans going on in Dar al-Islam.