Tired of all those fatwas spewed from proclaimed and self-proclaimed imams? Are you even fatwa-worthy? After all, there’s no central authority in Islam. Are you confused by dueling fatwas? Any self-deluded Muslim can step up to the microphone and declare a fatwa on – well, anyone or anything he pleases. Sorry, there are no female imams so the ‘he’ in this case is politically correct.
Choose from a wide selection of fatwas in the categories of Office, Traffic, Sports, Politics and Fashion. Just answer a few questions from their drop down menu and – Voila! – instant fatwa for you and your friends to enjoy.
Here’s mine on Jimmy Carter.
1 comment:
Fatwahs? Hmmph. I get thinwahs, deathwahs, even a couple of dagwahs, but nary a fatwah I can take to the bank. Life sucketh. Nobody hates me very much. Except my friends; but that's only because they know me.
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