Tuesday, April 08, 2008

OBAMA EXPLAINS WHY HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT NATIONAL SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY THAN MCCAIN: "I traveled to Pakistan when I was in college..."

From Reliapundit, the Astute Blogger:


VIA ACE:OBAMA ALSO BRAGGED:

... lived in Indonesia for four years, having family that is impoverished in small villages in Africa ...

WHY DOES HE THINK BEING RAISED BY AN ANTI-AMERICAN MOM IN A THIRD WORLD MUSLIM NATION MAKES HIM BETTER QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

DOES HE THINK HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE THIRD WORLD!?

WHY IS HE BRAGGING THAT HIS FAMILY IN AFRICA IS IMPOVERISHED!? HE'S RICH. WHY DOESN'T HE HELP THEM FINANCIALLY!?

AND WTF WAS HE DOING IN PAKISTAN (BEFORE 1983)!?!?

(HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN VISTITING HIS ANTI-AMERICAN, LEFT-WING WHITE MOM; SHE DIDN'T GO THERE TO LIVE UNTIL 1986 - LONG AFTER HE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE.)

WAS HE IN A TALIBAN TERRORIST TRAINING CAMP? WHAT IS HE HIDING?

8 comments:

Epaminondas said...

Screw you.... I got stuck in the airport in Hong Kong once on a layover, I am an oriental xprt

Pastorius said...

My wife's family is from the Phillipines. They tell me about the old country all the time. I am a foreign policy expert.

Michael Travis said...

I had this green eyed Iraqi girlfriend.....

Michael Travis said...

And.....If I wanted to get even with her (despite her luscious body and pneumatic disposition) I would reveal her name as "Atalya".....but I won't, because I am an Iraq expert.



(Whoah! Wait 'til you hear about Simona!)

Pastorius said...

I've dated enough Jewish chicks that I ought to be admitted into the World Zionist Conspiracy.

Michael Travis said...

Welcome brother!

(What's a "date"??....In Hebrew "Date" is "Tamar" or "Tammy"....I married one of those also!)

Pastorius said...

What's a date?

As one infamous American radio personality puts it,

"Dating means porking."

I've porked a few Muslimas too.

Christine said...

Gee, I haven't been anywhere but I've had my share of nationalities. Does DNA transfer make me an expert? lol

Keep rummaging through that closet of his, there's bound to be something hidden in the back, behind the racks of expensive suits.