Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dog Talk


CHRYSTAL
Chrystal imforms us about how a Guide Dog should behave
Guide Dogs receive its own etiquette lessons during training, so they behave appropriately in all situations.

CHRYSTAL ADDS MUSLIM TAXI DRIVERS SHOULD HAVE THE SAME ETIQUETTE TRAINING SO AS TO BE AROUND HER
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The muslim taxi driver should be well behaved at all times, and settled when not working.
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When working, the muslim taxi driver should avoid temptations such as begging for food, drooling and chewing objects around them.
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The muslim taxi driver should respond to the user's commands to maintain its concentration.
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The muslim taxi driver should be clean, groomed and free of offensive odours.
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Chrystral makes the point that if dogs can meet the above criteria then there is no excuse if a muslim taxi-driver can do like-wise, if they fail to do so then they have no right to be a taxi driver, infact,they have no right to be within a western society, they should go back to their rocky home-lands a tend to their tick infested sheep.

3 comments:

Pastorius said...

The admonishment to discontinue drooling, begging for food, or chewing on things is a tall order.

Isn't Chrystal asking for a bit much?

Anonymous said...

Chrystal figures out why muslims are so skrewed up

muslims when growing up never had never had a puppy to love

Tonto said...

I really don't think anything but a full lobotomy would help any muslims.....maybe massive doses of thorozine......