Monday, February 02, 2009

Great Moments In The History Of Islamic Intelligence

From Jihad Watch:

Rotary and Lions Clubs part of "Zionist conspiracy"!

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Threat to Islam

"They gather funds and give them to America and the Israeli Zionists.'' Conspiracy Paranoia Alert from modern, moderate Indonesia: "Rotary Club a 'threat' to Islam," from Agence France-Presse, February 2 (thanks to all who sent this in):

INDONESIAN Islamic hardliners have called for a ban on international organisations the Rotary Club and the Lions Club, saying they are part of a Zionist conspiracy, reports said today.

The People's Ulema Forum (FUU) said the clubs were "infidel'' fronts for Freemasonry and the world Zionist movement and threatened Islam in the world's most populous Muslim country.

"They gather funds and give them to America and the Israeli Zionists,'' FUU chairman Atian Ali Mohammad Da'i was quoted as saying in The Jakarta Globe daily.

"We urge all Muslims to renounce membership in the Rotary Club and the Lions Club. Otherwise they can consider themselves infidels.''

He called on President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono to ban the groups....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ugh... As if the Zionists weren't behind enough of our problems; now they are ruining our picnics. Now that I do recall, I did ask for honey mustard at the company picnic but got regular instead. Bastards.

Pastorius said...

You know, we have our picnics on Saturdays to try to keep away from those Zionists, but they figure out how to screw things up anyway.

Anonymous said...

The Sabbath is just a Zionist conspiracy intended to mislead you into believing that they take time off from tending to their other conspiracies.

Pastorius said...

Exactly. By the way, Barack Obama is Jewish too. His real name is Baruch Oberg.

Oh yeah, and the Federal Reserve Bank is based out of Synagogues in New York and Miami.