Infidel Hunk of the Week?

This one was hastily slid under the door. In a Plain Brown Wrapper. Wrinkled crinkled sodden with sweat and drool and lipstick smears. The sound of high heels (probably Fire Engine Red Pumps) beating feet down the street, turned the corner before I could open the door.

I suspect it was In Mary's Image Getting all Hot and Heavy.

The not so cryptic note leaving little to the imagination.

O.M.G. this guy is hot and hot and hot...and hes really cute...and soooo brave
and cute..and guaranteed to make the liberals lose what's left of their tiny
little minds. Just think if we can help this guy get elected, we can look at him
on TV instead of Obama's grimace.

And a link to Hot Air:

If Scott Brown is getting them all hot and bothered in DC…

posted at 9:00 am on February 7, 2010

by Cassy Fiano

… then wait until they get a hold of Adam Kinzinger. He’s an officer in the Air Force Reserves, and is a hero on and off the battlefield. Check out his bio:

In 2003, Adam joined the United States Air Force. He was commissioned a 2nd
Lieutenant in November 2003 and later awarded his pilot wings. Captain Kinzinger has served in the Air Force Special Ops, Air Combat Command, Air Mobility command, and Air National Guard.

Captain Kinzinger has been recognized for his efforts both in an out of uniform. In 2007, he received the United States Air Force Airman’s Medal for saving the life of a young woman who was violently attacked. Despite the likelihood that he too would be stabbed, Adam wrestled the knife away from the attacker and pinned him to the ground until the police arrived. He was also awarded the National Guard’s Valley Forge Cross for Heroism and was selected as the Southeastern Wisconsin American Red Cross Hero of the Year.

He’s done five tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. He’s also done missions on the southern border in the war on drugs. He’s a fiscal conservative who believes in free-market capitalism and small government. He’s advocating a freeze on all non-defense spending immediately. He’s also pro-life and a member of the NRA.

Oh, and here’s what he looks like:

Scott who? I’m pretty sure everyone’s going to be forgetting about that Cosmo spread once they start salivating over this guy.

He’s trying to defeat Debbie Halvorson. He’s also trying to raise $11k by February 10th, a very achievable goal. Maybe we can all help him out by throwing a few bucks in? Every last little bit counts, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who would like to see Captain Kinzinger take Halvorson’s place in the House.

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In Mary's Image -- I mean Red Pumps -- continues:

Please may we have him for dinner...I mean Hunk of the Week?

Pretty pleaasseee??

Me? I'd have just shot the maggoty perp instead of trying to wrestle his knife away but that's just me and I suppose anathema and not why this was slipped besodden in Plain Brown Wrapper under the door.

But I'm just imagining those Fire Engine Red Pumps. . .


Mr. Pastorius I ask you -- who are we to deny the ladies?