I Gottahavawannaneeda!

Oh, how I wish my spawn would have gotten me this for mother's day! My anniversary is coming up on the Twenty-Oneth of June. Maybe my husband would be so thoughtful. Of course, Father's day is the day before that. Maybe I could get him one, and we could share. Think of all the things you could do with this! It's a Star Wars Trek Dream Come True. (May potentially be a nightmare in reality)

The only reasons you would ever want one:

Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.


I hope this doesn't fall into the wrong hands.  Imagine a boat fulla Turks using this on the IDF.