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3 comments:
Epa, see this !
http://www.signonsandiego.com/polls/2010/nov/do-passengers-have-right-refuse-security-checks/results/
Do passengers have a right to refuse security checks?
( ) Yes, the intrusion and inconvenience outweigh the security benefits.
( ) No, aviation security is essential and passengers must get used to the new rules.
( ) Sort of, security officials should make exceptions for passengers who refuse normal procedures after determining they don't pose a security risk through other means.
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Results:-
Yes, the intrusion and inconvenience outweigh the security benefits. 60% 9798 votes
No, aviation security is essential and passengers must get used to the new rules. 13% 2122 votes
Sort of, security officials should make exceptions for passengers who refuse normal procedures after determining they don't pose a security risk through other means.
26% 4335 votes
16255 total votes
I voted - NO! I'm in the minority... what's wrong with me?...
Alex.
I'm with you, Alexander.
Frankly Alex, I think if people decided not to fly because they are EMPOWERING UNCONSTITUTIONAL GOVT POWER by giving the govt the right to sexually molest, and sexually expose them and their dependents, the airlines, facing bankruptcy and the govt suddenly frightened by citizen action which threatened the govt's wellbeing would find a way to solve this issue both by technical means to detect minute quantities of explosives (such a the nano solution just developed in Israel) and by telling those who wish to avoid unconstitutional exposure and search to just report early for an El Al style interview set.
Count me 'yes' and 'sort of'.
STOP FLYING
They'll find an answer REAL FAST
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