Islamic group protests against Pamela Anderson's disaster help

JAKARTA, INDONESIA : Actress and model Pamela Anderson has donated USD 25,000 to an Indonesian charity that helps disaster victims, but the funds have been questioned by the Islamic Defenders Front (FPI) because they come from Anderson's latest Playboy nude photo shoot.Jakarta chairman, Habib Salim Alatas, described the donation as unlawful. 

"If she wants to do nude shoots, it means she is challenging a bigger disaster to happen in Indonesia. It's not allowed," Salim said, explaining that even though Anderson has donated the funds "whole-heartedly," the Islamic Defenders  would refuse the aid because it is a religious prohibition.

The FPI is known for their violent tactics. In April 2006, the hard-line Islamic group attacked Playboy's office in Jakarta by throwing stones. They protested against the first publication of the magazine, even though it contained no nudity.

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This reminds me of the old joke:

One day in a small town during really stormy weather, the town
begins to flood. Everyone rushes to lifeboats and begins to
flee. But in a church a prriest sits on the alter and does not
move. A man runs up to him.
Man- "Father, come quickly, we have a lifeboat ready for you".
Priest- No, there is no need for me to flee for the lord will
provide and he will save me".
Man- "Suit yourself"
A few hours later the water has risen up to the alter where the
priest is standing. A lifeboat zooms through the door with a few
men in it. One man calls to the priest.
Man- "Father come quickly"
Priest- "No, for the lord will provide and he will save me.
So the lifeboat zooms off. A few hours later the water has risen
up to the crucifix on which the priest is hanging on. A lifeboat
zooms in.
Man- Father, the town is flooding, you must come with us to
safety.
Priest- No, the lord will provide. He will save me.
A few hours later the water rose up to the roof and the priest
drowned. Later in heaven the priest met god and said:
Man- "Lord, why didn't you save me? I had so much faith>
God- What are you talking about!!!!!! I sent 3 bloody lifeboats
to rescue you?

But, in this case, the dumbass Muslims are saying, "No, no, no, Allah will provide," and Allah is saying,

"I sent billions of dollars of aid money from the United States of America, I sent you food, blankets, and shelter, and I sent you freaking Pam Anderson, what the hell is wrong with you?"