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I'm Having a Moment

Louie Gohmert's questioning, accusing Strzok of lying, and wondering if Strzok also gave the same smirk to his wife as he lied to her.  

Trey Gowdy keeps asking Strzok how many subject he had interviewed before he swore to his luvvah that he would get Trump impeached, and Strzok keeps refusing to answer, claiming the FBI has forbidden the answer. 

In the second panel I think the FBI gave him the go-ahead to answer, and I think the answer was, as you would guess, "Zero witnesses." 

Zero witnesses interviewed before deciding impeachment was the end-game. Strzok refused to answer who he was referring to when he wrote an email about "the dossier" he had received from "Corn and Simpson." 

He also wouldn't say whether he had spoken to Nellie Ohr-- who worked for Fusion GPS.

Strzok declared that even asking him about his bias "is just another victory notch in Putin's belt and another milestone in our enemies' campaign to tear American apart." 

I wonder if he used that line when his wife asked him where he was last night. 

"Your questioning my whereabouts last night," I imagine him thundering, "is exactly what Vladimir Putin wants, Traitor." 

GO READ THE WHOLE THING.

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