This is one terrorist I actually have sympathy for:
"My problem isn't just that I am poor, or that Saddam's government killed my second uncle. My problem, I'm sorry to say in front of the two ladies, but I want the Judge to know everything about me. I was never a "homo" or gay, but I have a problem. I can't get married because my penis is small-sized.”
Honestly, I'd be blowing shit up too.
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Well, this is an unsual story. So much to learn!
Or maybe I should've said, "Too much information"!
If he's telling the truth about wanting to be on "our side". I hope he does get to live here.
His story doesn't surprise me at all. The ME culture can be very cruel.
AOW,
Easy, don't say thing like "too much" around this guy, it might set him off.
Steven,
I think this guy just KNOWS he is too small, and would be incapable of satisfying a burqa ... I mean a woman's needs.
Sorry about that.
But, anyway, size doesn't matter. Right ladies?
Oh Christine,
No kidding. And so can we infidels.
If this guy reads Tahrirolvasyleh, (Fourth Edition, Darol Elm, Qom) by Ayatollah Khomeini, he'll find out where he can fit in.
In discussing the sad saga of Pimp Daddy not getting married, one of our mates here suggests that Pimp Daddy get married in prison and there live happily ever after.
Yes Pastorius, we infidels can be cruel. But, unlike over there, his not getting married, will not drive him to a point of blowing himself up.
Of course, here you do have men who will commit suicide due to "pure ego", but that's another story all together.
And the size thing? No, it's not the size of the equipment, it's how you use it. :-)
Islam is replete with Freudian anxieties, they are obviously terrified of women's sexuality, and this can only come from their own feelings of being "inadequate"
I love them anonymous commenters.
Christine,
Thanks for confirming that thing about size not mattering.
We all believe Christine. Right, men?
LOL
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