Infidel Babe Of The Week

Wild Bill wrote in to tell me that many of the Infidel Babes I pick look like they could do with a few more trips through the chow line. He tells me that in the heartland they like the cornfed babes who don't look like they're gonna up and blow away the next time Al Gore goes into fire-breathing mode.

Well, I can understand. You want a woman whose gonna be around for the long haul.

So, Wild Bill sent me some pretty interesting pics (some of which I simply can not post here due to agreements with my lawyers), and I gotta say, I really do appreciate it. Kept me busy for time, pondering over which one which one was hottest.

I had to whip out the old Pastorius One-to-Ten Scale to make my decision. And, the two Daisy Dukes, Catherine Bach and Jessica Simpson definately registered a ten. But, truth is, I still couldn't make a decision. It was a, uh, toss up, so to speak.

I'll leave it to you. Between these two, which babe is the hottest?