The NEA has struck again. First they funded Andres Serrano's PissChrist (a crucifix submerged in a jar of urine), which was such an offensive piece of art that when I first saw it, I began to desparately tear my clothes, and furiously stamp on ants out in my back yard, in order to satiate my bloodlust.
Well, now the NEA has really screwed us, because compared to the Jihadis, I am a frickin' blasphemer. Look at that abomination. Look at it.
LOOK AT IT!
I'm sure we're all in for it now.
11 comments:
Jeez, I hope not.
oyish
Crude, rude and...
ROFLMAO, dammit!
Glad you like it, Grasshopper.
Hey, is that my mohammad key chain from the quikwash in joizy city?
Epa,
Yeah, I found it in the trash, wrapped in with a BLT.
Have you received your fatwah today?
Fatwa fishing.
Heeheehee....I want a fatwa. I guess I'll have to make my own Mo image and pee on him and take a picture. Then I'll either be NEA funded and famous or fatwa-ed and dead or both.
I just love how he's floating around there.....just imagine the mess if he detonates, though. Eww..
My new catchphrase:
Ah, Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him).
(thank you, hucbald!)
Pastorius, bring it on!! Hey, if I could work photoshop better than to just do that lame "Behead those who behead those" poster I'd be making stuff DAILY!
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