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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Yusuf Qaradawi, Rocket Scientist and Gynecologist, and Sex Therapist

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Female masturbation is more risky than male masturbation. Male masturbation is not as risky. Sometimes women insert finger, and some women insert objects that may be risky, especially since the hymen is very sensitive, and any playing with it may tear it. This might expose the woman to accusations.

Obviously, not only does he like to watch, but he is a forensic pathologist in his spare time ... clearly he is an expert hymenologist

She may tell them this or that, but they will not believe her. They will think she must have had forbidden relations with some guys. This way, a person exposes himself to accusations of fornication, a woman might be accused of fornication. She will bring disgrace upon herself and her family. This will be a disaster, and some relatives might kill her

Yes.
Kill all women who masturbate. This is clearly infringing on purely male territory.

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20 Comments:

Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

This is right out of the middle ages. These people are deranged!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 10:51:00 pm  
Blogger Carl Nelson said...

Whenever you see something that is really really weird and you ask, "WTF?", the only answer required is, "Muslims."; that explaines everything.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 11:15:00 pm  
Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

New dictionary entry:

MUSLIM

adjective

Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness: brainsick, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. Informal bonkers, cracked, daffy, gaga, loony. Slang bananas, batty, buggy, cuckoo, fruity, loco, nuts, nutty, screwy, wacky. Chiefly British crackers. Law non compos mentis. Idioms: around the bend, crazy as a loon, mad as a hatter, not all there, nutty as a fruitcake, offout ofone's head, off one's rocker, of unsound mind, out of one's mind, sick in the head, stark raving mad. See sane/insane.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 11:34:00 pm  
Anonymous religion of pieces said...

A Muslimah in a burkha can masturbate in public anytime, any place, and as long as she doesn't make too much noise no one will ever notice.

Surely to promote virtue and forbid vice (especially the dreaded solitary vice) muslimahs should be forced to dress in bikinis, so we can continualy keep in view the naughty bits where their hands shouldn't be.

Oooooh the very thought of it! This screen is getting increasingly difficult to read. Must go and strum the old banjo and starch the bed linen.

May Allah continue to hold his own in the face of the infidels.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 11:41:00 pm  
Anonymous religion of pieces said...

MASTURBATION IN THE KORAN

This is not recommended by most Islamic scholars as it makes the pages stick together, however take a look at:

http://www.answering-christianity.com/masturbation.htm

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:30:00 am  
Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

LOL. I liked the bit about female semen. Interesting new scientific fact.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 12:41:00 am  
Anonymous revereridesagain said...

Do you suppose these knuckle-draggers will ever realize that women have the right to do things whether they or their imaginary moon god or their baby-raping misogynist Prophet like it or not?

MYOB!!! -- you dirty minded old towelhead.

BTW, isn't flogging girls for masturbating skirting close to mixing euphemisms?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 2:36:00 am  
Blogger dag said...

I have this friend who knows this guy who sits alone on Saturday nights without a date, and that guy would be happy to have a date with a girl who masturbates. He's such a nice guy that he'd be happy to give her a hand. What a guy!

He also likes waswhing dishes right after dinner; he loves talking long romantic walks along the beach, zzzzzzzzzzzz, he likes puppies, talking endlessly about where his relationship is going, and listens intently to gossip about girls who piss off the girl he's with.

Hey, I like this guy myself. He could be my best friend!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 5:48:00 am  
Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

Revere, I doubt it. Damn, these guys are sick. I'm not going to start a protest contest over THIS issue, but they just don't stop with the misogynistic BS for one second, do they?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 1:45:00 pm  
Blogger von Schlichtningen said...

Dag, you won't ever become a Muslim. You are simply lacking in qualifications ;)

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 7:40:00 pm  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

No protest contest?

That was my entire purpose in posting this piece of important and so so shocking medical anaylsis via Hanbali Tamiyya jurisprudence.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 8:56:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Epa,

LOL!

Good idea. I remember the Seinfeld episode where they had the contest to see who could go the longest without masturbating. Do you think that would be a good contest?

Of course, we have to rely on the honor system, but still ...

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 9:34:00 pm  
Blogger Watcher said...

Von Schlichtningen, you should post the dictionary entry on your blog. It's LMAO.

Thursday, November 09, 2006 4:20:00 am  
Blogger Pim's Ghost said...

ROFL....have a contest all you want. Actually, I win anyway. I'm not going to go ANY amount of time Pastorius, and I don't need help either. Isn't that a win-win?

Actually, for mohammadens to admit that their women may do this without a partner, isn't that a lose-lose for them?

Friday, November 10, 2006 2:48:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u fucken assholes how dare u talk about Islam and Muslims like that what do u know about Islam to talk about it U FUCKEN UNBELIEVERS FUCK U ALL U ALL WILL GO TO HELL

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:40:00 pm  
Blogger Pastorius said...

:)

Thursday, March 20, 2008 12:02:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All non Muslim will go to Hell....just keep that in your fucking mind. No matter what you kaffirs say....you all will burn in Hell for ever.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:56:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the kufir out there who had made a pathetic comment on the islam is unfair...U r being judgemental. The comments that u all have made about islam is very pathetic and a low degrading commment that i possibly can ever think off, i personally feel sorry for u all...I PITY U!!!it does seem like u have no life, Hope u all suffer in this world and the hereafter!!! SHAME SHAME SHAME...u F***KEN kara alaik go n wake ur self up and grow a LIFE SRZLY U ALL ARE FUKEN DILUSIONAL!!! PERHAPS SEE A COUNSELLOR...and yes do believe in karma 'what goes around comees around';so u dikhead be prepared!!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:50:00 pm  
Blogger Afzalzada said...

You non muslims who talks rubish abt islam and holy prophet you are getting abuse of our weakness that we can not say bad words about any religion or person especialy if he was jesus or moses (pbut).so plz stop saying nonsense words.take care and may God show us the right path

Friday, October 10, 2008 4:43:00 am  
Anonymous Nazia said...

I don't know why you people have to flame all the time and by the way, swearing like that won't get you to heaven either. Please if you do call yourself a Muslim, don’t taint your and our image by using foul language like that. Allah has always taught us to be good human beings, never to use foul language and always to have peace and patience in ourselves. Anyways back to the main topic, Muslims are peaceful human beings who respect God's sayings in such a way that no other religion can. You can't blame Islam for what people just make up by themselves. Islam has never forbade masturbation, but you should be blaming people who just make up their own rules and dump it in the list of “Dos and Don’ts in Islam”, it's the people who raise up their children like that, it's them who teach them all sorts of weird things and then out of nowhere you people blame us Muslims and our religion, although it has nothing to do with us. Besides its OBVIOUS Islam is the only true religion in this world because there are billions of versions of the bible while our holy book is only one which is still here till the very end of time and will always be here insha-allah and no one has dared to make any amendments to it because we believe in Allah and we respect Allah immensely. Have a wonderful day! May God show us the right path always. Ameen.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 11:09:00 am  

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