A Mullah gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the Mullah, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the Mullah. "The Universe and Islam ?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Mullah is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss the universe and Islam when you don't know shit?
12 comments:
The joke is a good excuse for a boobies post.
;-)
Why not
Dang! That about says it all, don't it?
Nice. Very nice. What joke?
Was there a joke somewhere?
Here's the joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Would you please, for the love of God, just tell me who's there?
Just a couple of knockers.
groan ;>)
Hey, why don't you trying to make up a good boob joke.
It ain't as easy as it looks.
;-)
She looks easy to me. . .
Dang, Pastorius, here I thought you were ready to engage in some tit. . .for tat. . .
(Happy Christmas to you, good sir. Santa letters to write and Kringle calls to make tomorrow)
Yes, mamm.
Pasto, to atone for an ugly mental image left in another thread here's one you won't want to forget. . .
she should Put 'em on the glass
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