You just can't make this shit up. . .
Agence France Presse
Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza
GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.
"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.
"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.
The Islamist movement that has run the densely populated and impoverished Palestinian territory for the past two years said it has detained members of a gang that helped to bring in the products.
"They admitted during the investigation they were linked to the Zionist intelligence services," he said.
One suspect said he had received the products from an Israeli intelligence officer at a cut-rate price "with the officer saying they did not want money, but to distribute the products among the young people of Gaza," Shahwan said.
"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."
The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.
The Israeli military declined to comment officially on the allegations, which one military source termed "absurd."
5 comments:
Of course, having an imagination is forbidden under Islam. Maybe if they took a break from inventing ways which Jews are responsible for their own shortcomings they might realise that a better conspiracy theory would have been that gum that made them infertile would be more plausible?
Having the Jihadis breed uncontrollaby surely is not something the Isrealis would want? Neutering them on the other hand is a win/win for them and the Western world in general. Now there's an idea worth following up on...
LOL.
I posted on this too - before I saw this post.
When I saw the story yesterday, I laughed. Couldn't help myself.
:)
Blaming Jews for making them horny.
LOL
In other news:
Israel using heavy lift water bombers and reverse psychology to combat malaria.
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