(j'ever have one of those days when you think changing tires for a living would be so much easier?)

We post a lot of music videos here. Why?

Because we love music, sillies.

But more -- Because it drives those Crazy Jihadis ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT.

See, they don't like music much. Or dancing. Or singing. Or drinking. Or sex (randy goats and camels excepted). Or life.

Mostly they like blood and dyin'. And if they can get someone to bleed and die with them so much the better.

But we say hey, you wanna go about dyin' have at it. Just leave us and ours out of it. Unless, you know, you want us to help arrange the meeting between you and God.
Because that ain't us. That ain't America.

America's about living and loving and rock and roll fast cars pretty girls whiskey bottles hidden in hollow tree trunks (don't ask) a sweethearts kiss (don't tell) a child's hand in yours a puppy licking your face eating ring bologna and cheese drinking beer and napping in the summer shade ogling the opposite sex at the beach freedom to dress as you want think as you wish be what you can speak your peace unthreatened unhindered (Yo! Mr President! Ya listenin' here dude?) worship as you will dance naked in the moonlight (well. . .) parades carnivals traveling state to state (no papers!) and on and on and on.

h/t Daughter #1

Rodney Atkins

It's America