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WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.There is more. Go read it.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
3 comments:
Ten lashes with a wet noodle Pastorius! That's the Onion!! LOL!! Almost had me going there!
President Camacho rocks! I loved Idiocracy.
I loved that his middle name was Mountain Dew. Idiocracy is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, yet every time I watch it I come away feeling very, very sad.
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