All of us, every single man, woman, and child on the face of the Earth were born with the same unalienable rights; to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And, if the governments of the world can't get that through their thick skulls, then, regime change will be necessary.
Monday, February 08, 2010
John Murtha Dead
Obituary
John Murtha was a man. He died. He will be missed.
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Ann Compton of WABC News Radio offers this euphemism: "he bought home dividends for his constiuents" in her eulogy for Murtha.
12 comments:
Ann Compton of WABC News Radio offers this euphemism: "he bought home dividends for his constiuents" in her eulogy for Murtha.
Dividends?
Euphemism for Pork.
What did he bring home for America?
He's dead. I'm happier and better off for it.
See, you do miss him. There will always be a hole in your heart where that misery used to be.
I can probably replace the loss w/another a$$hole politician. :)
There was something pretty special about Murtha.
Sob. Sniff. Sob.
Ok. I'm done.
Would you like me to get you a box of tissues?
Nah, he wasn't from my district, this old crumbled one in me pocket will do.
That's good. I generally reserve my tissues for other purposes:
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Kennedy, Murtha, are there any better examples for term limits?
Death cures incompetence!!!
See? You miss his incompetence already.
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