Thursday, August 12, 2010

Name The Muslim Gay Bar Contest


Greg Gutfeld plans on opening a gay bar from Muslim men next door to the "Ground Zero Mosque". I'm sure he would appreciate our suggestions.

Alright fellas! Stand at attention and submit! You know, submit your entries, uh, I mean, your ideas.

From RevereRidesAgiain:
Turban Cowboy
Suspicious Package
Ramadam
From Dag:
Jizya
From Pastorius
Allahu Gaybar

From Spike:
Toss my Saladin

Mecca Hynie Ho

Allah's Crack Bar

and finally,
The Camel's Toe
(lets not forget the lesbians)

19 comments:

Unknown said...

Ram a dame!
The restless infidel!
The good the bad and the infidel.

Damien said...

Bosch Fawstin thinks we should call it "Piggy Back"

Also when I first told him about Gutfeld's gay bar idea, he also suggested 'The Allahu AckBAR' as a possible name.

American Rose said...

I like jizya. Though I am against using their words, this one is just to great for a gay bar.

Total said...

Dar al-Hard.

Pastorius said...

Dar al-Hard is very funny. Good one.

Pastorius said...

Muta in the Boot-ah

Anonymous said...

Rising Minaret

Watcher said...

Mohammed's Rear End Friends.

Watcher said...

Mo's Cockpit.

Pastorius said...

You know, ordinarily, considering this is right across the street from where airplanes felled two buildings, I would say any reference to a cockpit would be in bad taste. But, because it is Mohammed's Cockpit, I say, Great.

Spike said...

How 'bout These:

Toss my Saladin

Mecca Hynie Ho

Allah's Crack Bar

and finally,
The Camel's Toe
(lets not forget the lesbians)

Anonymous said...

The Minaret Where the Men are at.

The Red Crescent..

Damien said...

Anonymous,

I think the Pink Crescent would be better for a Muslim gay bar.

Unknown said...

My first choice:

Cock and Awe

Second Choice:

Mohammad's Penis Palace

Unknown said...

Mohammad's Secret

Anonymous said...

How about Mohammed's rear view, or Brokeback Mecca

Pastorius said...

Brokeback Mecca. That's hilarious.

tolerantmuslim said...

Here are some more
Fuck the west
Palastinkys
Gayrabs
That's what sheik said
Between the sheiks
Afganicantstand
Mosthque (say it with a lisp)
rocket propelled gays
I.E.Dick. ( I.e.d.)
The road to my mecca
Golden shower
Naughty arabia
Sadamy insane
Allahs wonker in the chocolate factory
Gays of arabia
The allah flammers
Pump my oil
Drill my oil
Drill my gas
Pump my gas
The moderate muslim
Take over my world
The Gaza strip bar
Hotmess
Ground queero
Babamounia
Same day different gay
Ak 69
A gay 69
The kingdom of cock
Random security search
The hanging gardens of cock
The camel jockey
Mohammed good time
Women's rights
Hijack my world
Road side love
Holy gay bar
The jihad hole

Anonymous said...

Head scarf!
The Shiite Hole