Respect, Mon.

Now THIS could be a great mudwrestling match.

Can't you see Mickey and Jill stripping down to go out in a muddy field of honor?

The National Enquirer (yes, that's the correct link):

WHY MICHELLE OBAMA HATES JILL BIDEN's GUTS!

MICHELLE OBAMA has had enough of JILL BIDEN's lack of R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

The claws are out in the White House as First Lady Michelle Obama feuds with Vice President Joe Biden's wife Jill, sources say.

"Michelle is furious at Jill for what she sees as her increasing behind-the-scenes lack of respect toward her," a political source in the nation's capital told The ENQUIRER.

"To Michelle, it's insulting that Jill and Joe are always so casual around America's first family.

"Michelle believes Jill doesn't respect her. What's got her seething is that Jill doesn't seem to treat Michelle with the reverence the first lady expects.

"And it drives Michelle crazy!"