THERE WERE ONLY FIVE ATTACKS ON AMERICAN CITIZENS YESTERDAY

Not Terror-Related

Just a few of the minor inconveniences we put up with for the pleasure of having all these nice Moderate Muslims as our friends and neighbors.

1) A MILITARY 5K RACE WAS BOMBED IN NEW JERSEY - MULTIPLE DEVICES RIGGED TOGETHER, ONLY ONE EXPLODED

2) CHARLOTTESVILLE WAS BOMBED - APPARENTLY

3) MANHATTAN WAS BOMBED

4) A HERD OF VILE MUSLIMS STAMPEDED THROUGH THE MALL OF AMERICA IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA.

5) MASS STABBING INCIDENT IN MINNESOTA MALL (ST. CLOUD)

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AND THEN THERE'S THIS:

NYC: IED explosion wounds 29, Muslims cheer on Twitter, de Blasio says “intentional,” but not “terrorism”

AND THIS:

Third NYC "suspicious device" discovered at 28th and 5th. But there's "no credible threat" to New York. Got it.